MESH-ONE Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 dear spitfire... ur lame as hell!.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 You're* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Dear Spitfire, You cant sit at a bar, you are twelve. Enjoy your nachos..... -Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Shut up fag. Im 15. And its spicy orange chicken. On a related note. This airport bartenders are horrid and they keep dropping plates and glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear September Stay warm - don't get cold. I fear the winter is creeping up. MitchOneski Dear Boss Stop faking sick - come back to work, so I can ask you stupid questions Your trusty employee - Mitch Dear Hipster Girls Thanks for being rad while I threw up over my balcony. Next time maybe you can come up. Peace - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 dear cats, you guys rock i love how you try and get in bed with me you guys are so fucking cute thanks for not running away yet, catlover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear Opera Girl, You are smart, pretty, funny, really successful, have great taste in food/wine/booze, listen to amazing music that even makes me envious. You stayed up till 4am listening to motown with me.You played the sax, are learning violin, you sing at church, you sang in my big italian wedding dinner theater thing that toured around, youre performer at heart, you help out in the community. You make stupid jokes that aren't funny to anybody except me. You didn't mind that I called you Jean Claude Vandam when you jokingly told me that you were a force to be reckoned with. All I got is one question what the hell do you see in me. I am anti-all that you are. The only thing I can think of is you need someone to break you out of your deal and do something stupid and have fun. I dunno... I am kinda freaked out by the fact that youre the only person I have ever met that has more going on than I do. I like the fact that you need to be doing something all of the time in order to feel good about yourself because I am the same way. I still think you need to rearrange your schedule to fit me in for dinner this week. I dont think I can wait till next week... Signed This dude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear some1- How many kids does this one have? -youknowwhothisis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear Vaj, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP! You know me better than youre favorite romance novel. Surprising this one has zero which makes me 1 and 5 for the entire summer. Signed, -Can't wait for fall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 dear12oz, this thread is making me laught out loud. why must you make me look like an idiot when there is a hot asian chick sitting next to me? sincerly cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear couch at work, I'm glad I have you in my life. You make the day go by faster when I can curl up on you and pretend to be sleeping. Even though all I am really doing is daydreaming about kitten tattoos and drinking on the beach. Love, Lazylifer Dear leftovers at work, thanks for being there for me. sometimes cooking is just not an option. mainly when I am flat broke and have no food stuffs in my home fridge. if not for you, I would have been forced to eat a dirt sandwich for breakfast. I appreciate you, No FoodStamp Haver. Dear Channel Zero, I'm glad you guys appreciate me and my words. It brought me back around. I will try to participate more. Love, big baby bloody farter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 dear cheetos even though you make my fingers orange i still love you yours forever..the dumptaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear TV, Play something good, instead of crap. - Sneak Dear House, Why cant you clean yourself. I just want to lay on the couch today. -Sneak "Mr Clean" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear Earl, I am a fan of samurai culture and old samurai movies. Today sucks, I'm going to get drunk and try doing the landlady. So sincuuuuur, The banana splits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 dear chicken cutlits thanks for the dinner love ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear Women of the Ounce, I'm so glad that there are sick and twisted women who show their boobs, share their titty fuck stories and talk speak like sailors. Signed, Bored at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 dear everyone, went skydiving be back later much love, gromrocka p.s. - pick up my chute from the cleaners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear God or Supreme Ruling Dude, Can I get a hook-up with a woman who doesn't have kids and stretch marks that distract me from nutting?? I do appreciate the trashy women that you send my way.. You know the ones that make me regret not running into traffic after waking up fully sober and realizing that I will see them in public when I am with people who have no idea about my sick demented love of trashy women... Those ones.. Love, Taking Out The Trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Amen IOU, AMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Dear Life, what have i done to deserve all this bullshit and negativity you have thrown at me over the last 3-4 months??? shall i just ignore my problems and act like nothings wrong or what???? Shall i just start going back to church every sunday??? -MN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 dear 12oz, yall like to air out your problems on here but sometimes i seriously think some of you guys are probably shooting yourselves with this website open and i dont think it needs that kind of heat. fin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dear pissdrunkwhat?, i think your right but it helps when you tell it to complete strangers because it helps by getting off your chest because sometimes you really cant talk to the people around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 dear internet, you are awesome. dear nicest, you are the nicest. dear f00dz, plz cook moar fasts. kthx. always, aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 dear two classes im taking duriing summer school, im getting an A in both of you's lets keep it that way determined, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 dear cali, good luck schools hard work i hate this shit ------- dear everyone on 12oz who feels emotionally unstable dont be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dear Pissdunk, Sneak is not emotionally stable, Sneak is just fine and dandy. But wishes his house would clean itself. So he can be lazy on the couch and watch Ghosthunters. -Sneak "lazy bum" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 dear pissdrunk, thanks for the words of encouragement appreciated, cali"studying my ass off"gula oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dear Sneak, Ghost Hunters is cool. A peice of wood just fell on that fat guys foot. Love, Spitfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 dear sneak, i make my wife clean hahaha im an asshole she likes it though love, listening to thrash metal oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Dear Rust, Get the fuck off my car. Jerk. -n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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