boogie hands Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 ^ i had that too. i bet (like everything i completely fucking destroyed when i was a kid) thats worth some money now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Dear any girl that I actually respect enough to date, Why do you always have boyfriend? It just makes things difficult for the both of us. Or rather, all three of us. As always, -fuse. Dear Fuse, Co-signed. Sincerely, MAR Dear Asian Girls, You are nice but I will not give you free money if you ask me out. Just because Im jewish does not mean Im rich. Please leave me alone. I have given up on your kind. Sincerely, MAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear Tonight, I'd like to thank you in advance for beer, pool, best friends, and pussy. All of which make a great combo for a good night. Oh and a South American dish called Pupusa (spelling). I will hang out with you until you're friend morning comes. Then I'll end up going to bed. Sincerely neutral chill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear In-Laws, Thanks for making everyone stress-out over your arrival. Thanks in-advance for the gift that is completely useless to me and makes me wonder if you have actually ever even paid attention to who I actually am and what I might like. Let me give you a clue, it isn't perfume that smells like geriatrics. But thanks anyways, I will put it with the watch you guys got me two years ago. The one with my name on it and a stick figure of a little girl in a red dress. That is wrapped up in the retarded plaid skirt from Hot Topic you got me the year before. It's the thought that counts, eh? Well the thought you guys are sending me is that you hate me and wish I was never born. Love, A Horrible Mess Of A Person. Dear Sparks, I miss you. Love, Missing You. Dear cats, Thank you for being so soft. Thank you for laying on my chest in the early morning hours and waking me up with your precious little cat paws on my face. Thank you for not peeing on my jacket. No thank you for shredding up my box springs. Most of all, thank you for being everything that I wish I could be. You inspire me. Love, Crazy Cat Lady. Dear Grilled Cheese Sandwich, You complete me. Even when you are bad, you are still better than Peanut Butter & Jelly. I been thinking about you all day. I can't wait to get off work and put in some work getting me and you together. Love, Bread And Cheese Enthusiast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear Seven.13, You're welcome for the gold-toes, wet socks are never any fun. Respecto - 1988 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear work, please be awesome tomorrow. That is all I ask of you. Love always, catfaceoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear mouth and hands, don't say or type things that you don't really want to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear Oil and Gas Companies please dont be a fucking grinch and make me work on xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear Dog Chaps, We got you the perfect present picked out. Will be sending soon. Puro norte, EBPH Dear portabello mushrooms... Thank you for adding to my pancetta melt more than any other fungi could of. You are everything I expected and more. Please thank the Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout for going so good with you. Stuffed and content, EBPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear back, Please stop sprouting hairs randomly throughout yourself. You are starting to look rediculous. Yours forever, Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear yo, what the fuck seriously, word up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Pshh, don't forget who made your damn pancetta melt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Gesu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Yes, Magical Gesu made it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Gesu è magico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Jesus is the reason for the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear fat bitch at my work, I wish you would just drop dead. I'm the one in a more senior position. That is because I work (i.e. I don't sit out the back on my arse eating all day!) You are fat for a reason, that is because you are lazy and eat too much. I can't help it that I am attractive, and know I am better than you. Get over it......... ......and don't forget to drop dead. Regards, Mauler5150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear sun, im going to battle you on some real nerd level shit like ive been playing halo all night and drinking mad jolt prepare for blankets you know, that nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 FOIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear sun, im going to battle you on some real nerd level shit like ive been playing halo all night and drinking mad jolt prepare for blankets you know, that nigga i don't think the sun gets it, you better check it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i almost wish i was like some retarded meth tweaker or like straight nuts and just blasted a coat of black over my window panes then some how end up shirtless on Cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear mar happy channukah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear everyone, ive been really into candles lately the ones that smell all dope that shit would be gay for the normal dude, but since its me its gonna slide. these things make the crib extra enjoyable when youre lampin around. its next level metrosexual shit that gets turned straight G when i touch it. PS: Strictly no homo Hugs and kiss, G$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear blacklight, Bloc Party (ABC for saying it was a cool album), and not having any real furniture in this room, Thanks for setting the mood last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Dear Girlfriend, I better get Taledega Nights for Christmas. Love, Shuan White impersonator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear 12oz... merry early xmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear $pringfield, great 5th post, i mean seriously it was awesome with love, 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaFr8Fiend Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 dear stability, healthy motivation, happiness, and sense of self: where have you gone over the past few years? it seems all i want to do these days is break things and get fucked up. i used to think i had a good hold on everything, but you guys somehow slipped away from me and all i'm left with are these self-destructive, self-defeating patterns. i was smoking a blunt dipped in codeine last night and i realized that i miss you a lot. if you get this letter please try to come visit. i'll be waiting... yours truly, e.s.d. p.s. if not, please send me some ecstacy or mushrooms - i'm not that picky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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