HAL Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I stumbled upon this little gem just now, and thought I had to share..... " Teen steals corpse's head to make bong An 18-year-old from Vermont has been sentenced to prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting off the head of a corpse. Nickolas Buckalew, was convicted of intentionally removing or injuring a tombstone and intentionally disinterring and carrying away the remains of a human body. He faces between one and seven years in prison. In April of 2005, Buckalew broke into a tomb, cut the head off a corpse and stole the eyeglasses and bow tie from the dead man. After wrapping the head in plastic bags, he carried it home. Buckalew told friends he planned to dry the head and then bleach it. His ultimate plan was to turn the dead man’s skull into a bong – a pipe usually used to smoke marijuana. Police found the head while executing a search warrant at Buckalew’s home. They also found the necktie, a hacksaw, crowbar, garden trowel and two small parts of the damaged casket. After the incident, the victim's widow, was told of the vandalism. "The widow was in shock," the local chief of police said. "She did not want any information. She did not want to know any details." Buckalew addressed the court after his sentencing, saying, "It was a horrendous thing that I did -- what I did was appalling. I didn't think of the victim." He went on to say he wants to get help for his mental problems." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Fuckin kill him and smoke crack out of his fuckin skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 this must be a New England thing. some teenager did the same shit just north of boston, but it was to smoke out of, it was just to be a dick, and the tomb was from the early 1800's i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 its not that bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 this i great HAL saturday night...about to go to a show and i have this in my mind as to whtat the new generation of peoplein america is doing with their free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 i would have gotten an animal skull those make way cooler skulls unless he was an emo fag goth guy type person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 hmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I remember a kid who called in to love line and said he went into a morgue, took a head, and put it in his fish tank. Is this the same person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 WCAX Vermont TV story. Burlington Free Press article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 ha that's fucked up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 Stop posting pictures of my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 wow, whats wrong with people these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Fucking class act right there. Why the hell would you steal a fresh head over an old one, anyway? Lots messier, I would think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 i guess he could just go buy a skull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 dudes throwed off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Roor4Lyfe b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 So he's trying to go the easy way out and go to a mental institute? Bitch please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 that does spark some curiosity as to how it would be to smoke out of a dead persons skull....its not right what dude did but i think a lifetime pothead like tommy chong or something should sign a contract to let his head be decapitated from the rest of his body to be used a smoking device....id take a rip for fuckin sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 maybe ill turn my mummified chicken into a bong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 wait..that isnt normal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Meh. Been there, done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 what the fuck is wrong with humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Roor4Lyfe b yesss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 he's taking head stash to a whole new level. Maybe this will give him more of a heady high. hahahahahahaha dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 people fucking crazy these days. least he didnt kill a living person trying to complete his human skull bong mission... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE HYENA Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I hate people. Nothing is sacred to anyone anymore. It's like respect is "uncool" to have. FUCK EVERYONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 what.. the.. fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I would love to have a skull bong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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