Guest Sparoism Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 My ringtone is "Sex Mart 2000" by the Meatmen. If you haven't heard this, it may be one of the funniest things you have never heard. And should hear, GOT-damn it! But, all that other shit I hear is just trife. Why? WHY??? That's all I want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 20 2005, 06:33 PM I have mines on silent. All the time. Quoted post When did you get a cell? I thought you were against the grain, dude. Call me sometime...we'll go dAnCe N' gRaFf!!!!LOLZ!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i had atari teenage riots raver bashing on my old cell...wich is prolly still sitting in a porta potty someplace in madison.. .. on a side note.. heres a little fictional story using emoticons .. i havnt done this in a minute so...here it goes.. so last night i call my girl so she can come over and give me some :skull: . she picks up the phone and starts getting all :hatred: cause she found out i slept with this :five-o: girl from down the block. so naturally lied and said i would never touch a :yuck: girl who was :zombie: looking like a :clown2: . luckily she bought the story cause i'm a smooth :ballcap: . another time my girl told me i gotta :tongue: before i stick it.. i was like :crap: naw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 MF Doom - Bells of Doom is my ring tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Sparoism+Dec 20 2005, 06:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sparoism - Dec 20 2005, 06:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Dec 20 2005, 06:33 PM I have mines on silent. All the time. Quoted post When did you get a cell? I thought you were against the grain, dude. Call me sometime...we'll go dAnCe N' gRaFf!!!!LOLZ!!!! Quoted post [/b] are you even gonna show up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 and sometime when your at the club with the beer :disguised: on..and you see a :rudolph: girl with a big ass :pumpkin: butt.. ya wake up in the morning and you think what would :jpotato: have done if he was me..ya open your eyes only to see the :chicken: head asleep and you start to :bawling: ,cause you know the homies are gonna :clown2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geezpot Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 Moogle that is some funny emoticon-ness. :king: <this describes Moogle's emoticon story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 21 2005, 02:51 AM Quoted post man i hate those fucking commercials. i pass out with the tv on a lot and that thing would wake me up making that damn motorcycle noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund+Dec 20 2005, 06:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Dec 20 2005, 06:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Sparoism@Dec 20 2005, 06:39 PM <!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Dec 20 2005, 06:33 PM I have mines on silent. All the time. Quoted post When did you get a cell? I thought you were against the grain, dude. Call me sometime...we'll go dAnCe N' gRaFf!!!!LOLZ!!!! Quoted post are you even gonna show up? Quoted post [/b] OOOOOOOOHHH...low blow. Well, yeah. Call me when you want to get the bag, and it's on. Same number. Then, maybe some dAnCe N' gRaFf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 just tell me when itll be ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Tomorrow, maybe Thursday. I may make it tonight, but to do so will cut into quality time spent w/my lady and 12 oz. Which are mutually exclusive, BTW. Back on subject...I had a toilet flush ringtone every time my ex-employer called a couple years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I GOT AIN NOTHIN BUT A G THANG :miamivice: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Vibrator mode always The second reason is self explanatory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i found out what a stranger was today.. you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then wack off with the numb hand...i guess its supposed to feel like getting a handjob from somebody else.. or you can do a cold stranger by leaving your hand inside a freezer for five minutes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i tried that shit as a kid. it just feels like your weiner's pushing pins and needles into your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Because it is the festive season, I have my festive ringtone on. It is the "the holidays are coming" coca cola song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I keep mine on vibrate at all times. I hate hearing everbody's phones go off on the train, and they let it play through to be cool. Moreso I hate the Boost mobile "Chirp" shit. I wanna slap the phones outta' peoples hands when they "G.I. joe" out with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 to be honest i really don't give a shit about other people's ring tones. unless it's my man's phone and i have to hear that shit everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES@Dec 20 2005, 11:55 PM I keep mine on vibrate at all times. I hate hearing everbody's phones go off on the train, and they let it play through to be cool. Moreso I hate the Boost mobile "Chirp" shit. I wanna slap the phones outta' peoples hands when they "G.I. joe" out with that shit. Quoted post im with this guy...always on vibrate...i usually miss half my calls but fuck it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 A NEW PHONE THAT COSTS OVER A GRAND. ONE OF THE FEATURES? RINGTONES MADE BY AWARD WINNING COMPOSER RYUICHI SAKAMOTO. I REALLY WANT THIS PHONE! Stainless steel exterior is sick. But, man, $1250 Canadian? shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_the_Cat Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 That phone is badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i got 'like a boss' for my ring tone...jeaaaah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Dec 20 2005, 09:47 PM A NEW PHONE THAT COSTS OVER A GRAND. ONE OF THE FEATURES? RINGTONES MADE BY AWARD WINNING COMPOSER RYUICHI SAKAMOTO. I REALLY WANT THIS PHONE! Stainless steel exterior is sick. But, man, $1250 Canadian? shit! Quoted post Nokia kills it...I have a 6255i, $250 and the damn thing is TIGHT...but a grand? I know who Ryuichi Sakamoto is, too....but, again...A GRAND? That is a beautiful phone, though. Why not ten grand for a solid gold phone? The 50 Cent model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Dec 21 2005, 12:47 AM A NEW PHONE THAT COSTS OVER A GRAND. ONE OF THE FEATURES? RINGTONES MADE BY AWARD WINNING COMPOSER RYUICHI SAKAMOTO. I REALLY WANT THIS PHONE! Stainless steel exterior is sick. But, man, $1250 Canadian? shit! Quoted post $1250 Canadian. What's that, like $37 dollars U.S.? I'll pick one or two up for you broham! :clown2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 AND I HAVE 3 MP3 RINGTONES, I HAVE THE STONES, BEAST OF BURDEN, JOHNNY CASH, FOLSOM PRISON BLUES AND DISTURBED, A WELCOME BURDEN... BUT I ALWAYS HAVE IT ON SILENT. FUCK VIBRATE, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO ANSWER MY FUCKING PHONE. IF IT'S IMPORTANT LEAVE ME A MESSAGE, IF I WANT TO TALK TO YOU I'LL CALL YOU BACK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES@Dec 21 2005, 03:42 PM $1250 Canadian. What's that, like $37 dollars U.S.? I'll pick one or two up for you broham! :clown2: Quoted post haha...I knew if I didn't say it...someone else would. <---- still diggin my new motorola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 i use vibrate/ring, so if i dont catch the vib ration, which i usually dont, it'll ring for a short period of time, and i got the Halloween (Michael Myers) theme song, i've been told by several people that my ringtone creeps them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 21, 2005 Author Share Posted December 21, 2005 Deto, I used to have a cell but then too many people called me so I cut all cell ties. I also hated answering the thing. Now I have an answering machine at home and that's it. Anyone that calls is forced to leave a message, and I'll call them back when its convenient for me. I hate phones. I like when people call and they know I'm probably home so they go into this "pick it up pick it up" jungle. I was saving all those messages for a while and wanted to make some kinda "pick it up" answering machine messages remix :hatred: <this emoticon best describes a person who uses a cellphone at a gas station without proper grounding and static charges you could go up in flames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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