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i dont know whats going on, but lately ive been seeing a bunch of fat people in my neighborhood walking their dog or walking themselves attempting to lose weight.

 

now normally id give someone kudos for trying to stay in shape but at some point when you get to be that god damn fat its pointless to even think about changing your life. i saw this fat chick the other day that must have weighed 340 and she was walking her 4 pound lil chi-waaa-wa (spell check bitches) and i just looked at the dog and imagined what its thinking:

 

"this fat bitch, gots me walking all over the neighborhood like im trying to lose weight, bitch should have left me at the house"

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ps- fuck that asshole JERRY who does the subway commercials to. i hate his goofy looking ass talking shit on other fast food places. and fuck subway for getting rid of their free subs stamps right before i filled my little card up. asshole mother fuckers! and fuck thier prices to...

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yeah fat people make me mad sometimes.

but what really pisses me off are fucking ugly people and annoying as fuck people who are really getty and full of energy; the type of people who sign up to be camp leaders and shit.

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i hate when i am missing one ingredient for whatever i am trying to make. Like i'll have turkey, miracle whip, lettuce, and cheese but no fucking bread. That shit drives me insane.

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i hate people that drive too slow, i drive liek a bat out of hell even when i dont need to be anywhere at any certain time. and i hate anyone that doesnt do the same.

i hate work even though i havent had a serious job in over 3 years.

i hate school

i hate "law and order SVU"

i hate tough love for e-shitting on me

i hate baseball

i hate people that hit on my girl

i hate running out of lube and you wanna fuck and have to use spit

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Originally posted by sarcasm@Jul 12 2005, 10:47 PM

yeah fat people make me mad sometimes.

but what really pisses me off are fucking ugly people and annoying as fuck people who are really getty and full of energy; the type of people who sign up to be camp leaders and shit.

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ha ha flip flops..I hate bomb ass women that wear flip flops and have some sickly gross long toes..I hate bus drivers that are always tryin to hate when your havin a good time with your crew..I hate reality shows..I hate trendy fucks..and i hate more than anything else--------people that start dumb conversations with you and wont leave you alone when you obviously dont wanna talk to them..fuck em ..oh yeah and hate you

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Fuck jared hes a weak nigaa, him and his use of the word fresh, fuck that guy. Subway is the nastiest sandwhiches ive ever tasted.

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Originally posted by fatalist@Jul 13 2005, 03:00 PM

oh noes....not me mr.ABC

 

sorry, i'll try that again.

 

 

 

 

things i hate (in no particular order):

 

everyone except fatalist

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that is all

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words like conversate.

sex

not chilling like a mofo at the pool.

attention

neglect

my ass

bathing suit seperates.

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I hate how the government trs to hide so much... and i hate not knowing all there is to know about the sercret societies that control this world... crazy how deep this can get, but those who know or have heard, will be interested.. the ignorant will taunt..im out..

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motocross fags

 

people that wont fight one on one

 

people that act all innocent when u know they were saying some shit and now that u called them on it theyre scared

 

when the camera zooms in on the guys face mid cumshot(fuck is that homo shit about?)

 

the people on a pornboard that dont think tranny videos r gay but make fun of a real doll messageboard(how the fuck is gay porn better than a lifelike sex doll)

 

fanboys/stalkers that give porn fans a bad name

 

when its so hot that ur balls r sweaty minutes after a shower

 

when ur a hit away from beating a boss(no homo) and then u die

 

when ur dling a cd and it stops at 96 percent and u cant resume

 

when u get banned from a board because dvsalias01 (yes thats his sn on aim) got mad that u accused him of eating his own cum due to a convo with balkis girl where she told u he admitted it.if it wasnt true he woulda played it off.feel free to im him anytime.hes in his 30s,morbidly obese,is a broke emo mc,and lives in his parents basment.

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This is petty and stupid: I hate getting shitty haircuts. I just got one this morning. I look like Dustin fucking Hoffman.

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I hate when people add the words "and shit" to the end of their sentances...

 

Example: We were hanging out and shit.

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