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Samuel L Jackson - Jackson Shocked By Barr's Naked Photos

21 August 2006 03:16

 

Picture: Samuel L Jackson '2007 MTV Movie Awards' at the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal Studios Los Angeles, Californ....

 

Jackson Shocked By Barr's Naked Photos

 

SAMUEL L JACKSON was stunned when he bought ROSEANNE BARR's former home and was told she had hidden naked pictures of herself all over the house. The PULP FICTION star and his actress wife LaTANYA RICHARDSON bought the Beverly Hills, California pad and have been busy making it their own. But Jackson's scared to investigate the house, for fear of what he might find. He says, "We bought the house from Roseanne when she moved to where ever it was she moved to. "The scary thing about that was she said, 'Samuel, I left some nude pictures around for you in various different places.'" A relived Jackson adds, "I haven't run across them yet!"

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Gay Sharks Cruising World's Oceans

By Tammy Rae Innis 04/12/2011 09:30:00

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FLORIDA - USA - Marine biologists have been baffled at the major increase in numbers of gay sharks around the world's oceans, and scientific data suggests that gay sharks are just as dangerous as straight ones.

"We've seen gay sharks swimming, and even though they sway and shimmy around in the water, they still manage to eat their prey. They especially like to eat gay penguins," Alonso Jacintes, marine biologist at Seaworld's research institute in Florida disclosed in a new study on gay sharks.

Marine biologists attract the sharks to their boat's vicinity by playing sonar versions of music from Erasure and Pet Shop Boys, where they can study their subjects better.

"We play the songs and they start coming in droves, some of the Great White's actually have pinkish coloured fins and they flop around in the water to the music. It's absolutely delightful to watch," Anne Herchinger, one of the biologists working on the project revealed.

Florida's famous Seaworld water park is vying to capture a few gay sharks for a water extravaganza that will entice tourists and Seaworld enthusiasts from all over the world.

A spokesman from the world famous sea resort said: "These will be real gay sharks and not dolphins. I have to say, dolphins are so last season. We're getting the Shark Cabaret ready right now, as well as a gay shark parade and you should see the gay shark butt feeding frenzy. The sharks will also be dressed in specially designed flamboyant and butch clothing, very similar to Liberaci's fabulous costumes and Chaz Bono's style."

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