blahh Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Hi , I am Johnny .. Johnny Lightning ! I WORSHIP WOMEN'S FEET ... Yep , it is that simple . I am seeking Women ; who have very Pretty Feet ! If that is you - call me , at : 773 819 6864 . or join me on Google Plus - just type in : Johnny Lightning . You should see a Man ; with a Grey Muscle Shirt on - standing in front of a BiegeToyota Camry ; inside of a Garage - with a Baseball Cap on ; turned backwards - and it should say : from Chicago , Il. ... Send me a Friend's Request , and we will talk ... I am looking for : Very Attractive Women ; who have very Sexy Feet ... Like for example , a High Arch to your Foot ; Cute Little Toes ; Designs on your Toenails ; Looks Good - walking around Barefoot . I give really great Foot Massages . I suck on your Toes ; if they are Cute enough . I enjoy being stepped on ... If you are a Woman ; who likes what she is reading - call me ... or send me a Friend's Request ; on FaceBook . I JUST DECIDED TO UPDATE THIS * ... Alright ... To tell you a little bit more ( and why not ? ) ; I have always had a FOOT FETISH - yep ... I do not know ; when it started - but I do know : when it came out . I had Broken-Up ; with a GirlFriend ; and I was desperate to get her back . One day , I was listening to some Slow Jams / Love Songs ; and this idea popped-up ; in my mind : GET ON YOUR KNEES , & KISS HER FEET ! ! ! When I first Kissed Her Feet ; it was kind of awakard - and it was a weird feeling ; I was not sure ; if I could go through with it ; but I did it . She had this look ; on her face - like : What The Fuck ? ! ? ! But - it got her attention ... After that , I would get on my knees , and Kiss Her Feet - everyday . And it worked ... It worked - She came back to me ... But ... After she came back ; I did not want her - anymore ... How Ironic ... ? But that is how it goes ... Ever since then , I have been kissing women's feet ; sucking their toes ; and getting stepped on . Oh ! I Enjoy being stepped on - Yes ! ! ! I love it when ; a Chic would kick-off her shoes , and step on my stomach , and walk across my chest - FEELS SO DAMN GOOD ... Oh - Yeah ! But just to let `ya know : I do not suck every Chic's Toes . And I do not lick every Chic's Feet - either . For me , a Woman has to have some really Cute Toes - for me to suck on `em ... And a Woman has to have some very Sexy Feet - for me to lick on `em ... But , I have no preference ; when it comes to Women stepping on me - at all ... I would like any Chic step on me ; or walk on top of me - cause I Like That ! So ; if You are a Chic , and You want a Man to lay on the floor ; while you take off your Shoes ; and step on his stomach and chest - Do Me ! ! ! I left my Phone number up top ; so you can find it - somewhere in the top paragraphs . No need to send me and E-mail - just call me ; if You have a need to get your feet rubbed , and your toes sucked on . Plus you get to step on me too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 i would let some bitch pay me to worship my feet... who gives a fuck - easy & hilarious money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grd Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 http://www.nowness.com/day/2011/10/17/1640/spike-jonze-mourir-aupres-de-toi This is just adorable 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Common Codes: 10-1 Call Your Command 10-2 Return To Your Command 10-3 Call Dispatcher By Telephone 10-4 Acknowledgment 10-5 Repeat Message 10-6 Standby 10-7 Verify Address 10-10 Possible Crime (prowler, suspicious person/vehicle, shots fired, etc.) 10-11 Alarm (specify type) 10-12 Police Officer/Security Holding Suspect 10-13 Assist Police Officer 10-14 License Plate Check - Occupied & Suspicious - Verify If Stolen 10-15 License Plate Check - Verify If Is Stolen - Occupied or Not 10-16 Vehicle is Reported Stolen 10-17 Vehicle is Not Reported Stolen 10-18 Warrant Check Shows An Active Warrant 10-19 Warrant Check Negative Past /In-progress 10-20/10-30 10-21/10-31 10-22/10-32 /10-33 10-24/10-34 10-25/10-35 10-29/10-39 Crime Robbery Burglary Larceny (specify: auto, from person, other) Explosive Device or Threat Assault (specify) Child Abuse Other Crime (specify) Rapid Mobilization Codes: (see also 10-70, 10-71, 10-77) 10-45 4 sergeants, 20 officers 10-46 1 lieutenant, 8 sergeants, 40 officers 10-47 Additional lieutenant, 8 sergeants, 40 officers 10-48 Unscheduled response as directed by officer in charge Also: Level One Responding Borough Task Force Level Two Task Force - City Wide Level Three Local Borough Precinct Personnel Level Four Precinct Personnel - City Wide Non Crime Incidents: 10-50 Disorderly Person/Group or Noise 10-51 Roving band (specify direction of travel & number in group) 10-52 Dispute (specify) 10-53 Vehicle Accident (specify) 10-54 Ambulance Case (specify type) 10-55 Ambulance Case No RMP required 10-56 Verify if Ambulance Needed 10-56 O Outstretched Person (used in transit condition needing verification) 10-57 2nd Call for Ambulance - verify 10-58 Assist Ambulance (specify type of assist) 10-59 Alarm of Fire (specify type) 10-60 H Research (disabled vehicle) 10-60 I Broadcast (chase/pursuit) Administrative Codes: 10-61 Precinct Assignment (give condition and location) 10-62 Out of Service - Mechanical (give condition and location) 10-63 Out of Service - Meal Other Conditions: 10-65 Utility Trouble (specify nature and if ESU responding or not) 10-66 Unusual Incident (train derailment/collision, plane crash, building collapse) 10-67 Traffic/Parking Condition (specify) 10-68 See Complainant re: (specify) 10-69 Other Non-Crime Incident (specify) 10-75 P Park, Walk, Talk 10-75 V Vertical Patrol 10-75 D Directed Patrol Mobilization Codes: 10-70 Borough emergency 10-71 Citywide emergency 10-77 Implement local mobilization plan Assignment Status (interim): 10-80 Cancel (specify unneeded service) 10-81 Transporting to Stationhouse 10-82 Verificaton/Arrest (give number detained) 10-83 Report/Notification at Station House 10-84 Arrived at Scene 10-85 Need Additional Unit (specify type & reason) 10-86 Female In/Female Out of Vehicle (indicate time) 10-87 Unit to Hospital (specify hospital) 10-88 Vehicle Pursuit as a result of another assignment 10-89 Other Interim Status (specify) Final Dispositions: 10-90 F1 Domestic Incident Report (no offense of domestic violence is alleged) F2 Domestic Incident Report (unfounded report of domestic violence) J1 Domestic Incident Report (no offense of child abuse is alleged) J2 Domestic Incident Report (offense of reported child abuse is unfounded) N Unfounded or Unnecessary Alarm U Unable to gain entrance X Unfounded Y Unnecessary Z Gone on arrival 10-91 Non-crime corrected 10-92 Arrest C Crime Arrest (felony/misdemeanor, include number arrested) F Family Offense Arrest Made J Child Abuse Arrest Affected Q Other Arrest (specify type) 10-93 C Complaint Report prepared F Complaint Report/Domestic Incident (for Family Offense) J Complaint Report/Domestic Incident (for Child Abuse) Q Other report prepared (no arrest) 10-94 Handled by previous tour 10-95 Non-crime referred by another agency 10-96 Summons served 10-97 H Patient removed to hospital R Patient refused medical aide E1 EDP admitted to hospital E2 EDP released from hospital 10-98 Resuming patrol/available (not acceptable from final unit on scene) 10-99 Other final disposition (must include remarks) T4 Vehicle Accident - no tow truck required T5 Vehicle Accident - DARP tow required T6 Vehicle Accident - other tow serviced T7 Vehicle Accident - DARP and other tow serviced T8 Vehicle Accident - DARP requested, waited 30 minutes, made 2nd request, resumed patrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uijFctBM47M Your reaction? i just love how he mixes science and religion in a great song thaDjMauz 1 day ago @scattomane just let people have their believe man. teunvl95 2 days ago my most ironed shirt newagepeople 3 days ago never talk about religion with someone that is not of your religion... unless he/she is a sociologist. crypto1the1nongreen 6 days ago a religious war!!! this is gonna be a long time. Ohaiization 6 days ago @schorrehenkie *cough* still a douche bag *cough* Atheist extremist *cough* thepeaceguitar 6 days ago @scattomane And again: Wtf? Ruining the music? schorrehenkie 6 days ago @thepeaceguitar Wtf? Ruining the music? schorrehenkie 6 days ago @scattomane *cough* yet again. *cough* douchebag *cough* thepeaceguitar 1 week ago @thepeaceguitar get raped in the mouth by a priest bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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armand hammer Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 So I found a girl who's dad has a whiskey collection totalling around 15+ grand .. And she's hot and actually a nice person. She probably has a dick but for that amount of fine whiskey I can deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I know so many people IRL that ruined awesome whiskey collections their parents had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 James should have taken notice of the 'x'. It's an indication that things should be alright despite what's written before it. Do you see an x in the text after? See wut oim zsayin'. James was simply waiting for her to go to work and rob the place :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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