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Gary: I called her every night for, like, a month. I mean, I talkin' devotion, man.

Mitch: Every damn night?!

Gary: Every night, Mitch. I ain't playin' with you.

Mitch: On the telephone?

Gary: What this boy talkin' 'bout, on the telephone, man?!

Fats: Explain it to him!

Gary: Well, damn, Fats! Goddamn! We know there's a telephone!

Lisa: But he hung up on her.

Man 1: Oh, you didn't hang up on her. The chick with those big, big titties?

Gary: Hey, you. Now, here the capper. You know what the bitch did to me?

Mitch: Lay it on me.

Gary: Take this shit on. Listen to what she did to me.

Lisa: She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everyone.

Mitch: She did what?!

Man 1: Bitch kneed your nuts?!

Gary: Bitch kneed my nuts, man! I ain't playin' with ya.

Fats: And the family jewels?

Gary: And the family jewels, man!

Wyatt: Worst pain there is.

Gary: Broke my heart in two!

Fats: She broke more than your heart.

 

 

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