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So, i've been waking up pretty early in the morning lately, early enough that it's still that weird eerie quiet.

 

Every morning i take a shit, and move along my business, but the other morning, whilst mid-poopin', I noticed something amiss.

 

My shit fizzes when it hits the water, like, loud enough for me to be like "wtf? is my deuce fuckin' fizzing?"

 

So now i'm wondering, do i really eat that much sugar that i'm shitting pop-rocks? Or does everyone's poop fizz, and they just can't hear it....

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ayo glen. I was eating a lot oatmeal. Oatmeal every morning and all the sudden

bam. Foamy brown splatter. Shit burned like a mufucker too. I was trippin hard

on it. All went on the internet and tried to diagnose myself. Convinced myself that

i had celiacs disease. Felt bad about myself. Went out and bought some gluten free

beer and that shit was so bad that i decided my hypochondriac ass needs to just not

eat too much fiber. Gluten free is a bad look. I cant be living like that.

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