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massgraff Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. the case was dimissed. if it don't fit she must've quit!:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GLEN BENTON Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 So, i've been waking up pretty early in the morning lately, early enough that it's still that weird eerie quiet. Every morning i take a shit, and move along my business, but the other morning, whilst mid-poopin', I noticed something amiss. My shit fizzes when it hits the water, like, loud enough for me to be like "wtf? is my deuce fuckin' fizzing?" So now i'm wondering, do i really eat that much sugar that i'm shitting pop-rocks? Or does everyone's poop fizz, and they just can't hear it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 ayo glen. I was eating a lot oatmeal. Oatmeal every morning and all the sudden bam. Foamy brown splatter. Shit burned like a mufucker too. I was trippin hard on it. All went on the internet and tried to diagnose myself. Convinced myself that i had celiacs disease. Felt bad about myself. Went out and bought some gluten free beer and that shit was so bad that i decided my hypochondriac ass needs to just not eat too much fiber. Gluten free is a bad look. I cant be living like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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