mdot Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 My neighbor just got a pet pig. I woke up horrified to grunts and squeals. I told her it looked delicious, and promptly received the dirtiest look ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 tried vegemite today definitely an acquired taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MOOGLE? Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 mah nigga came through with the frybread..... honestly i have to admit hers is better than my moms ... just wish she'd stop calling me chief elis hunpapa.....alaskan indians cant make puns for shit personal post #237 oh yea by the way http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7427670564634124906# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AfTl5Vg73A&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MM_oALPoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 28, 2009 Share Posted November 28, 2009 4:02pmMOOGLE you know what? 4:02pmshelly wat 4:03pmMOOGLE when I bite into a york peppermint patty ,I get the cool sensation of running naked though the woods with a dead rabbit in my mouth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 i wish i was able to cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 i want a banana split all of a sudden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 i want to suddenly be split like a banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I can handle that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Reasons why the English language is hard: The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. I did not object to the object. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. They were too close to the door to close it. The buck does funny things when the does are present. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. After a number of injections my jaw got number. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible? And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? English is a silly language — it doesn't know if it is coming or going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 drue you just blew my fucking mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H54LxBkXQo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KnifeHits RS Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 An 18-year-old man has been charged with being the North Philadelphia robber who used a stolen cell phone to take a self portrait of himself with a gun only to have the photo end up on his victim's computer. Police said Hadeem Cook, of the 200 block of W. Champlost Street, surrendered to detectives 11:30 last night, a day after investigators circulated the incriminating photo. He is charged with putting a gun to the back of a woman's head on Oct. 7 in the Olney section and fleeing with her cell phone. What he did not know was that the woman, who was not injured, had programmed her cell phone to send photos to her computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 stupid fuck^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 ''I'm tall and sexy ohh yah the women... they adore me'' :confused: And his occupation was tending to his huge penis. I can't work out if that's a troll account or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PentiumOrange Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boxcarrapist Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 GUILTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 QUILTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Italia!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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