geezpot Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 mmm scarves or toques? http://www.pattilynncreations.com/files/scarves.jpg'> http://www.youtrek.com/images/toque.jpg'> My member supports the... http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/doc/misc/nbastats/gif/clippers.gif'> GEEZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by gfreshsushi you do now. exposure of other weird shit can trigger yeast infections like whoa. my ex used to get them every time we'd do it on the rag or swapped back and forth between anal and vaginal sex. You're either being literal with 'shit' or completely ignorant....swaping between anal and vaginal is definatelly the worst thing you can do hygene wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christ Puncher Oner Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Yo what the fuck is this shit. yo yall up in here talkin all about private parts like you just got the super duper howard stern dvd box set! yo like it was some kinda mafuckin prsonal confessional an shit. yo yall gettin all intimate like mafuckin church yo! yo yall faggots prolly got one hand on ya bible an hand on ya dick prayin an shit like yo forgive me father for i have sinned an shit! yo father why you cut off my fore skin an shit? yo these hoes be makin ma dick be hard like arithmatick So yo i bust nutts quick on bithces lips with my tripple dipped iced out dick an shit! yo that was kinda hype but I aint come here to spit lyrics up in this bitch like biggie smalls in the womb yo im tryin to give yall the god sience! yo the real ill shit like aids namean! yo straight up this mafucka bangin on these keys like drug wars yo dropping knowledge on this shit gettin mafuckin scientifical an quantified an shit. yo this is my word peep it yo some a yall sakarin ass unatural mafuckas with ya texas chainsaw masaker ass dicks need to look in a mirror an shit. yo do you see a big ass wang on your forhead? yo some a yall prolly do cause yall some dickheads straight up but yo the rest a yall who be shakin ya heads like naw christ pizzy aint no dick here! yo all i gotta say to that shit is that if god wanted yall mafuckas to have that shit he woulda put that shit there his god damn self nawmean! yo some a yall doctor strangelove mafuckas with ya mutant cockface asses runin around skull fuckin girls with ya head between they legs like you was lickin that pussy yo yall dickheads need to get ya facts straight like heterosexuals! yo god made this mafucka right here like a lamborgini an shit! yo fuckin precisin tunin autobahn for that ass! yo god be up under a bitches hood with wrenchs fine tunnin that pussy so when this mafucka right here get behind the wheel yo i slam that shit in gear an mafuckin ondalay ondalay eeebbba mafuckin speedy gonzales knockin out pussy like them 3 mafuckas in house party! yo i pack heat like domino pizza bags an break hoes in half like mafuckina karate kicks! yo yall dumb mafuckas with ya ginsue ass dicks talkin about hoes dont like it cause its nasty. yo suck my nasty dick bitch! yo on the real yall faggots would prolly love that shit! yo yall prolly sittin there right now salivatin an shit like some cartoon ass coyote lookin at yo screen an seein big ass dancing cocks an shit! yo fuck yall faggots you aint touchin this dick but yo if you really want a taste a this here super hoe soaker just go put ya mouth on ya girls asshole cause i just got done blowin that shit out like circus clowns in canons word up! yo shootin dick flavored spitballs ya heard! yo straight smashin girls like i dropped a piano on the punani! yo i pack cock like a truck full a roosters ya heard! yo straight lightin up hoes like I threw a maltov cocktail ina tool shed! yo talk about ma nasty dick. yo ima name ma shit luke skywalker cause its as nasty as i want it to be! mafuckin dick all mighty an shit! yo straight up if you took a mafuckin poll like primary elections please believe that 110 percent a girls cry for this dick like it was argentina word up! yo so to all yall mafuckin voo doo ass freddy kruger ass mafuckas yo yall need to get off the dick like it was the 6 train at wall street station ya heard! all yall edward sissor hand ass jealous mafuckas need to go to ya rooms an think about that shit like you left yer roller skates at the top a the stares! yo I'm finished with what the fuck I had to say yall can get back to talkin about yo wee wee’s like you was relivin your last roller coaster ride! CHRIST PUNCHER FUCKA METAFOR I GOT METAFORHUNDREDS ONER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by Christ Puncher Oner i slam that shit in gear an mafuckin ondalay ondalay eeebbba mafuckin speedy gonzales knockin out pussy like them 3 mafuckas in house party! I read this part. I thought it was a Magic Eye at first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 10, 2004 Author Share Posted January 10, 2004 okae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerosolfunk Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 some secret that center tag is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by Christ Puncher Oner Yo what the fuck is this shit. yo yall up in here talkin all about private parts like you just got the super duper howard stern dvd box set! yo like it was some kinda mafuckin prsonal confessional an shit. yo yall gettin all intimate like mafuckin church yo! yo yall faggots prolly got one hand on ya bible an hand on ya dick prayin an shit like yo forgive me father for i have sinned an shit! yo father why you cut off my fore skin an shit? yo these hoes be makin ma dick be hard like arithmatick So yo i bust nutts quick on bithces lips with my tripple dipped iced out dick an shit! yo that was kinda hype but I aint come here to spit lyrics up in this bitch like biggie smalls in the womb yo im tryin to give yall the god sience! yo the real ill shit like aids namean! yo straight up this mafucka bangin on these keys like drug wars yo dropping knowledge on this shit gettin mafuckin scientifical an quantified an shit. yo this is my word peep it yo some a yall sakarin ass unatural mafuckas with ya texas chainsaw masaker ass dicks need to look in a mirror an shit. yo do you see a big ass wang on your forhead? yo some a yall prolly do cause yall some dickheads straight up but yo the rest a yall who be shakin ya heads like naw christ pizzy aint no dick here! yo all i gotta say to that shit is that if god wanted yall mafuckas to have that shit he woulda put that shit there his god damn self nawmean! yo some a yall doctor strangelove mafuckas with ya mutant cockface asses runin around skull fuckin girls with ya head between they legs like you was lickin that pussy yo yall dickheads need to get ya facts straight like heterosexuals! yo god made this mafucka right here like a lamborgini an shit! yo fuckin precisin tunin autobahn for that ass! yo god be up under a bitches hood with wrenchs fine tunnin that pussy so when this mafucka right here get behind the wheel yo i slam that shit in gear an mafuckin ondalay ondalay eeebbba mafuckin speedy gonzales knockin out pussy like them 3 mafuckas in house party! yo i pack heat like domino pizza bags an break hoes in half like mafuckina karate kicks! yo yall dumb mafuckas with ya ginsue ass dicks talkin about hoes dont like it cause its nasty. yo suck my nasty dick bitch! yo on the real yall faggots would prolly love that shit! yo yall prolly sittin there right now salivatin an shit like some cartoon ass coyote lookin at yo screen an seein big ass dancing cocks an shit! yo fuck yall faggots you aint touchin this dick but yo if you really want a taste a this here super hoe soaker just go put ya mouth on ya girls asshole cause i just got done blowin that shit out like circus clowns in canons word up! yo shootin dick flavored spitballs ya heard! yo straight smashin girls like i dropped a piano on the punani! yo i pack cock like a truck full a roosters ya heard! yo straight lightin up hoes like I threw a maltov cocktail ina tool shed! yo talk about ma nasty dick. yo ima name ma shit luke skywalker cause its as nasty as i want it to be! mafuckin dick all mighty an shit! yo straight up if you took a mafuckin poll like primary elections please believe that 110 percent a girls cry for this dick like it was argentina word up! yo so to all yall mafuckin voo doo ass freddy kruger ass mafuckas yo yall need to get off the dick like it was the 6 train at wall street station ya heard! all yall edward sissor hand ass jealous mafuckas need to go to ya rooms an think about that shit like you left yer roller skates at the top a the stares! yo I'm finished with what the fuck I had to say yall can get back to talkin about yo wee wee’s like you was relivin your last roller coaster ride! CHRIST PUNCHER FUCKA METAFOR I GOT METAFORHUNDREDS ONER HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, CHRIST PUNCHER IS AMAZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Way to go jackass. The center tag was just added. Drive into a tree with your Huffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 My captain still wears his hat to dinner... so to speak. If you don't already, those of you intact, after taking a piss... dry up with a little tissue paper before pulling the knickers back on. You're girlfriends tastebuds will thank you for it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro Half jew. :( So what does that mean? Your only half cut?:lol: Anywho im cut cuz i dont need no extra piece of skin to make my wanger look bigger. Word life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 10, 2004 Author Share Posted January 10, 2004 http://www.transitionstore.com/mmshop/Images/ICON-OZZYFU.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest clockwork202 Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 nothing wrong with having your cock rocking a turtle neck, plus i hear the sex is way better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerosolfunk Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N Way to go jackass. The center tag was just added. Drive into a tree with your Huffy. well... because you asked nicely i just might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHvoltage Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Originally posted by clockwork202 nothing wrong with having your cock rocking a turtle neck, plus i hear the sex is way better huh, look who posted.... :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 800 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reach.4 Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by Christ Puncher Oner yo i pack heat like domino pizza bags an break hoes in half like mafuckina karate kicks! yo if you really want a taste a this here super hoe soaker just go put ya mouth on ya girls asshole cause i just got done blowin that shit out like circus clowns in canons word up! yo straight smashin girls like i dropped a piano on the punani! yo i pack cock like a truck full a roosters ya heard! yo straight up if you took a mafuckin poll like primary elections please believe that 110 percent a girls cry for this dick like it was argentina word up! CHRIST PUNCHER FUCKA METAFOR I GOT METAFORHUNDREDS ONER holy fuck. never have i laughed that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 say no to smegma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 i still use a cloaking device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 ANTEATER ONER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK I TOUCH BONERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL ARCEL YOU FUCKING TURD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 i am cut. girls i know think uncut weiners smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin i am cut. girls i know think uncut weiners smell. They think they do? Or they have actually smelled them.. if so tell them to stop hanging out with dirty ass dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 shmegmah what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 I was in a band called Schmegmatic Youth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 <<<cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars They think they do? Or they have actually smelled them.. if so tell them to stop hanging out with dirty ass dudes. nah man. even this one dude i know whos uncut says that it gets funky in the roll and shit. i remember them sayin that shit in sex ed class too, that it can get funky. that shit is nasty holmes. all the girls i know think the worm dick is nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 uncut fuckin makes me wanna gag.. fuckin smelly and gross and shit.. if i ever have a boy, he's getting cut, fuck all that grimey smelly shitty shit. Maybe i'll get lucky and have only girls in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« uncut fuckin makes me wanna gag.. fuckin smelly and gross and shit.. if i ever have a boy, he's getting cut, fuck all that grimey smelly shitty shit. Maybe i'll get lucky and have only girls in the future. GOT AIM SUGA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 I remember in high school when girls thought cut was better than uncut.. But now several years out of high school the girls I sleep with are far more into the uncut. It gives them more pleasure as well as me. And uh.. my dick doesn't smell. You probably should tell your friend to take a shower more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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