Kettiecat Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Up at school my friends and I would have monday porn night. I miss that, it was some funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i went to the video store on sunday and tried to rent a video, but was told there was one rented that hadn't been returned. seems it was "chasing the big ones" that my ex had rented but not returned. and there was a whole list of pornos that were rented on my card, unbeknownst to me! i don't understand why he didn't tell me, it's not like i'd care. i just started laughing, but i was pissed about the late fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 me and a few mates visited a porn shop in berlin once. after blagging our way through the "strict" id checks ("yes mate, im 18") we were cruising round the shop. at the back of the store there were 4 doors. 3 were open...someone had a quick glance in and discovered a wanking booth. complete with ashtray, tissues, seat and tv/video.. we then clocked that 1 out of the 4 doors was locked..ive never run so fast in my life at the thought of some dirty big german guy in there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gliko Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Gloryhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 haha gliko said gloryhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://www.captain-obvious.com/braindamage/images/brain6.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by Jello Biafra What a great title. I've also seen: -Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum. i have, i mean seen cum dumpterz..... well you know, seen it on the shelf..... once i was is a porn shop with my girl and we were making a purchase and i didn't realize until the last minute but one of my good friends neighbors was working at the counter.... made for a moment of uncomfortableness for us......i got some jokes from my friend for the next couple of weeks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 thats a funny title, but this one is the best: http://search.excaliburfilms.com/gif/excal/moviepic456/tv_edpenishands_2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 hahaha... when I was on the page2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jello Biafra Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by freightlover thats a funny title, but this one is the best: http://search.excaliburfilms.com/gif/excal/moviepic456/tv_edpenishands_2.jpg'> Holy shit that is hilarious.... and very scary as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 thought ild bring up an old thread from the last page that penis hands shit would suck....what if u had some food stuck in yer teeth....then everyone would make fun of u cus u have to stick one of yer dick fingers in yer mouth..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 did you buy it or not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 "young foxes with shaved boxes" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 i once saw an ad for an aisian porn movie called "AH SO NASTY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 i was in a porn shop with one of my boys and he fucking took the biggest dildo i have ever seen..that shit was like 3ft long..and as wide as my head.. and smacked my ass so fucking hard with it i had a huge bruise for days.. i walked out of there cracking up and rubbing my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 :lol: sore huh hey alure :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad_AAA Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo The best is when you go with your girl. All the others get jealous. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 olivias pink inside womb raider four fingers for fucking fannie cunt lickers and cum guzzlers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 My favorite title was for a series: "All the Women in This Video Take it Up the Ass, Vol. X" It was just so honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatTheBeaver Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 some of my favorites... "STOP! my ass is on fire!" "oh my gosh" "amazing pussy tricks 3" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 jenna haze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Maybe it's the artist in me, but if it's not directed by Andrew Blake... I don't even bother watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedroHammers Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Slap Happy ... this one will leave you disturbed feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 yeah man. i watched that at my friend's house. it was this blonde chick at the beach. it was truly disturbing. she is seriously fucked up in the head...letting a guy slap her and shit, shiiiiiit. seeing how she was gasping for air and choking on the guy's load was nasty. definitely made me dryheeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by alure i was in a porn shop with one of my boys and he fucking took the biggest dildo i have ever seen..that shit was like 3ft long..and as wide as my head.. and smacked my ass so fucking hard with it i had a huge bruise for days.. i walked out of there cracking up and rubbing my ass. this is possibly the funniest thing ive seen on 12oz on a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 recently on the way back from a road trip to d.c. my friend bought A COCKWORK ORANGE...it's hilarious...has a guy with a long nose mask and shit...and the guy's cane has the barcode on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 my personal favourite TITle "Argentinian Midget Senior Citizens With Facial Lacerations And Dog Bite Scars Do Delaware Part III of Death" :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Joker Maybe it's the artist in me, but if it's not directed by Andrew Blake... I don't even bother watching. That's so true! Andrew Blake and Aria Giovanni............... Beautifullllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I got kicked out at age 12:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by StIdesChurch i watched a flik on skinimax called "The bare wench project" i thought that was a fucking hilarious title. seen it. it is very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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