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Hank Parker

Haha, When I was in the porn store...

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i went to get some lubes, and these two broads were already there looking at em, so i'm right nest to em, checking out what will satisfy my needs and i guess they freaked out cause they went and hid behgind the dildos somewhere.

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i once saw a video tape in some bushes and i go to my mate" i bet thats a porn movie"and i picked it up and it had"SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS" written on it in creepy writing

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Yeah a fellow crew member from outta town was like "oh shit, let's go hit that up" so we did.

Another funny title was "BJ Muffinstuff"

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bat bitch

white men can hump

star whores

ummm...can't think of the others...there are tons of big budget film knock-offs...

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I can't belive nobody has said...

 

Saving Ryans Privates

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Forrest Hump.

 

Hahahaaaaaahaaa. Pron rules.

 

Oh! Magic Carpet Ride©.

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BJ Muffinstuff"

 

 

^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^

 

and i believe it was SHAVING ryans private.....not that iv seen it:innocent: :innocent:

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you know...last week i was talking with my girl about porn. and i said that itd be pretty awesome to make a porn along the lines of "the fast and the furious". with people racing for blowjobs. or winner has to fuck the loser. or something. i dont know. it seemed pretty funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

low and behold, we ended up at the porn store later that night (we're still the only couple i've ever seen in this place......weird.) and of course i spotted a porno based around "the fast and the furious".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fuckers always steal my ideas.

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