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  1. Tofu

    Graffiti from the STL!!!

    Nice stuff!! Sur5l--I'm trying to IM you but it says you can't receive IMs. Send me your email and I'll contact you there.
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    Graffiti from the STL!!!

    Hey Sur5l! This is Okra, I'm back in the STL...pm me, or email or phone if you still have my contact infos! Laters
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    WHO DONT YOU LIKE

    I could count the number of "Things/People I don't like" and "Things/People I hate" threads on all my 378 fingers. Gets tiring... But I don't like Bush.
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    COCAINE AND STRIPPERS

    Man, for a second I thought the LD's had entered Channel Zero..hahaha. :lol: :lol:
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    wisdom teeth

    What they did for me was rip out the teeth whose places the wisdom teeth would be moving into when they did emerge, so now I have the widom teeth back there... but the ones on top were barely coming through the gums. what they did was give me lots of nitrous, (while i listened to 311 the whole time on discman, it was great) give me local anesthetic in the back of the mouth for the needles for the real anesthetic, then stabbed me a couple of times with those and went hammering away at my molars and ripping out the chunks with their pliers while I giggled and kept imagining riding the roller coaster at Uncle Cliff's in Albuqerque while blood gushed into my mouth and was being sucked out with a tube but not too fast. but i got some medicine, and that medicine sure made me fee gooood!!! Some kind of painkiller, I didn't know, I was Straight Edge!! hahaha. But I couldn't spit for two weeks because the spitting action caused certain muscles in the back of the mouth to contract which just opened right up the incisions where they'd cut but put the self-dissolving stitches. A couple times I forgot, and blood would be pouring from my mouth, but the extreme pain taught me pretty fast :) Have fun! :scramble:
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    Take the sexual androgyny challenge!

    Our scores I guess could be interpreted that we're not as in tune with the opposite sex.
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    i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight

    But Yeah, Vanity mang, that shit's lame--tons of Asian girls at a poetry reading?!!!! Damn. If I was manic I would mack on all of them!! Yeah!! Otherwise I wouldn't go anyway. Hahaha, I guess this could be considered a useless post. But yeah. :confused:
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    i coulda gotten my dick sucked tonight

    Fuck Easy Mac and making shitty jokes on 12oz...both taste like shit. :scramble:
  9. Tofu

    Take the sexual androgyny challenge!

    I got 62.78. MA-CHO MA-CHO MA(MACHO MACHO)N. :o
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    psuedofagism

    I think both those girls are beautiful... :love2:
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    Woman Knocked Unconscious While Shopping (hilarious)

    Oh yeah, on the subject, that story is scary/hilarious...friday sucked bad, i worked 12-8 in a damn mall store on "Black Friday" :eek: The amount of customers was absolutely insane.
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    Woman Knocked Unconscious While Shopping (hilarious)

    Those fuckheads charged me 270 bucks for 2 rusto cans... anyway, what i want to do is go there (even though i'm banned for life, Ohhhh no, i didn't plan on buying anything from them anyway) and just fill up a cart with little random specialty items from all over the store and just leave the cart in a random location. I plan to do this many times in the course of an undetermined length of time lying before me. FUCK SAM WALTON!! :lol:
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    Man arrested in ‘spam’ rage case

    This person sounds especially mentally sound.
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    so yeah i was just wondering...

    "I was just wondering.....well, actually I'm always wondering...and wandering, wandering while I'm wondering, pondering why I'm wandering wanting a wedding ring and a rooty toot ring ding sugar sling thing, wandering, meandering, zig zagging, diverging, forking, detouring through my wondering mind thing, preceding my teetering tottering loitering by the clamoring, clattering, ear shattering phone booth, talking, gossiping, prattling and tattling on a discoursing debating palavering sauntering blundering of a mattering literary scattering, foddering my inane wondering of wandering, reflecting, deliberating, cogitating, studying, cerebrating the dating of mental entertaining, and now I'm explaining the raving driveling of a brain that's sniveling maddening, jetting, squirting, spouting, splashing, rushing, gushing, sluicing, juicing, rambling delirium..........ummmmmmmmm forget it." (by anonymous, http://www.pendulum.org) here's to wondering...
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    Turn around, ask yourself...

    Ummm...let it die?! What do you mean? I'll wait awhile and check it out, thanks.
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