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i went to the video store on sunday and tried to rent a video, but was told there was one rented that hadn't been returned. seems it was "chasing the big ones" that my ex had rented but not returned. and there was a whole list of pornos that were rented on my card, unbeknownst to me! i don't understand why he didn't tell me, it's not like i'd care. i just started laughing, but i was pissed about the late fees.

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me and a few mates visited a porn shop in berlin once. after blagging our way through the "strict" id checks ("yes mate, im 18") we were cruising round the shop. at the back of the store there were 4 doors. 3 were open...someone had a quick glance in and discovered a wanking booth. complete with ashtray, tissues, seat and tv/video..

 

we then clocked that 1 out of the 4 doors was locked..ive never run so fast in my life at the thought of some dirty big german guy in there..

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Originally posted by Jello Biafra

What a great title. I've also seen:

 

-Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum.

 

 

i have, i mean seen cum dumpterz..... well you know, seen it on the shelf.....

 

once i was is a porn shop with my girl and we were making a purchase and i didn't realize until the last minute but one of my good friends neighbors was working at the counter.... made for a moment of uncomfortableness for us......i got some jokes from my friend for the next couple of weeks..

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i was in a porn shop with one of my boys and he fucking took the biggest dildo i have ever seen..that shit was like 3ft long..and as wide as my head.. and smacked my ass so fucking hard with it i had a huge bruise for days.. i walked out of there cracking up and rubbing my ass.

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My favorite title was for a series:

 

"All the Women in This Video Take it Up the Ass, Vol. X"

 

It was just so honest.

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yeah man. i watched that at my friend's house. it was this blonde chick at the beach. it was truly disturbing. she is seriously fucked up in the head...letting a guy slap her and shit, shiiiiiit.

 

seeing how she was gasping for air and choking on the guy's load was nasty. definitely made me dryheeve.

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Originally posted by alure

i was in a porn shop with one of my boys and he fucking took the biggest dildo i have ever seen..that shit was like 3ft long..and as wide as my head.. and smacked my ass so fucking hard with it i had a huge bruise for days.. i walked out of there cracking up and rubbing my ass.

 

this is possibly the funniest thing ive seen on 12oz on a long time.

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