sausage party Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 alcohol makes women think you ugly mugs are attractive enough to bang sometimes you should be thankful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 i could really go a beer right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 i had to go to some alcoholism class after i got my DUI. they explained alcoholism is anything more than 2 drinks per day. 3 shots of liquor in each drink is cheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 been smoking weed everyday... one beer every other day on the bus home from work. got a pretty successful program goin so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I try and quit drinking some times but it only lasts for a few days, maybe a week at most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Why quit...just cut down if you feel like it is becoming a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 weed does nothin to me nowadays. get high for ten minutes, feel normal for 20, feel tired for an hour and a half. need at least 5 or 6 beers to even get on the level where weed feels good. i smoke to maintain. ive smoked weed everyday for ten years though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 drinking three different kinds of alchofdsfidjfoidjfijsfidjgoidjofd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 drink two or three high gravities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 if u start drinking early in the day i find it easier to stop earlier in the afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Well I'm off to the pub for lunch ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 if u start drinking early in the day i find it impossible to stop until I pass out *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 maybe itts time to try heroin LUGR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Sorry, I'm Xstraight edgeX...br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Well then let's just do some coke bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Straight edge girls love cocaine. They just don't know it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MrChupacabra again. I can't stop drinking, do I have a problem? -No, moderation is key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 If you can't stop drinking then you probably have a problem haha. It's just funny when people aren't aware of their problems. Or they are fully aware, but just don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Don't drink every single day of the year...problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 all of you cats comin in here goin "oh shit, i dont have a problem with drinking, why the fuck does anyone else?" need to get a reality check before or after they get the fuck out of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I'm getting wasted tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I'm not, but I am tomorrow, which indicates I have self control and no problems with alcohol. Still, dude a couple posts up has a point...I've seen alcoholism take its toll on people, just because it's an issue that doesn't affect you doesn't make it "fake" or something that only plagues "weak" people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I agree, a large portion of my family are functioning/non-functioning alcoholics and I definitely have a drinking problem. Bought my first beer at a bar in 6th grade and have drank all but 10 days of the last 7 years (up until recently). I don't plan on ever quiting, but I have made the decision to not drink during the week and it has been a helpful adjustment to my life. Definitely has not been easy, but it has been great to start applying some self control and start to address what was a daily dependence. Hopefully, I can stick with it....who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 its true. lugr has terrible addictions. a real mess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Thanks for the support abcs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 not sure wot u guys are talking about but mmmmm nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 get face down tonight fucko's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 3.5 weeks no drankin' as long as i have shit to do, i have no real urge. last weekend it did nothing but rain and i was house/dog sitting. all i wanted to was go snag an 18 pack and watch tv. but now that the sun is out the urge has subsided. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I haven't had a drank in 8 months, the money I've saved is crazy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 As others have offered me, I also offer to be an e-sponsor. Holla via PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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