DETO Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 i had sex last night. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka i actually like it when my balls are blue.i save my spunk till next time and bust a fatter load..if you hold your balls that are blue,you'll feel lke a man in the mornin. :lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^^ kastone..aov......419... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEMEDIC Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 you have to be able to punch off without shaking your balls...it takes a true master of the art to do that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kode Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy jack it buddy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEFCON2.0 Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 Yo jus jack that shit kid dont forget ta beat the girls ass for given them to ya though............:D :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted July 6, 2002 Author Share Posted July 6, 2002 the whole idea of jacking off with fucking purple balls is just more work than im willing to do i think that ima save it and bust a fat nut the next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted July 6, 2002 Share Posted July 6, 2002 just turn to her casually before answering to door and say all smooth like...... SUCK ME OFF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted July 6, 2002 Author Share Posted July 6, 2002 the question is did you bust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex_gomez2013 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 You have to bust. I had it one time and its wasnt a pleasant experiance. I thought my nuts were swollen, and ready to burst. Luckily the chick who had done it was a real slut and sucked me off in a church..once I told her of my condition. Lucky guy. I wish I could also find one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex_gomez2013 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 okay...well the thing is i had peple over....so i couldn't be like....yeah just a min..then go beat it mad furious styles in the washroom.... although in hindsight i guess i could have FUCK...FUC all that shit....i swear it felt like i have been kicked in the balls soooo fucking hard... i swear to you It is really painful as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walid Jumblat Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Nice grave dig, foo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 oh that alex gomez 2013. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-a-John Enthusiast Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Bringing back threads from 2002...I like your style sir, props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 I can honestly say that I've never had blue balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 you hear that, faggots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 dog whale...also has never had blue balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Not as bad as twisting a nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+plus+ Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I once had my balls like bruised and it felt like blue balls times 2 for an extended period of time once from a girl cushing them in car sex another from jumping on a bed drunk and landing wrong lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 i have had to walk home with the WIRST blueballs after getting 'laid' for the first time. my former self :shakehead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 you hear that, faggots? :lol: :lol: :lol: I can't be the only dude who this doesn't happen to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 I have definitely experienced blue balls. It still happens as an adult sometimes. Always unfortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 I can't be the only dude who this doesn't happen to. it's just ... not only have i never met anyone without a blue balls story, if there was anyone who would immediately say "nah never happened' it'd be you. it plays into the DAO persona the DAORSONA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 it's just ... not only have i never met anyone without a blue balls story, if there was anyone who would immediately say "nah never happened' it'd be you. it plays into the DAO persona the DAORSONA You seem to be interpreting me saying that I've never had blue balls as "yeah, that never happens to me because I'm that dude. I always get the pussy." That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that even when I was a teeny-bopper making out with bitches and almost getting the pussy, then being shut down. I never got blue balls. Even the times when I was full on railing a chick just to hear her mom come in the front door and have to instantly stop and get dressed or hide in the closet, I never got blue balls. Even every time I held back from nutting just to give a bitch that extra long pound session, only to be cut short by her tapping out cause her pussy can't take any more and instead of sucking me off like a good girl she just wants to pass out... I never got blue balls. I've been in the type of situations where people describe getting blue balls. Just doesn't happen to me. Am I seriously the only one on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 You seem to be interpreting me saying that I've never had blue balls as "yeah, that never happens to me because I'm that dude. I always get the pussy." That is exactly what I thought. I can say that I do not remember ever getting blue balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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