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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    I want to ruin my familys Christmas this year by getting everyone really shitty uncomfortable gifts.I've wanted to do this for a long time and I used to threaten my ex girl friend alot with this,It got to the point where she would open everything I got for her family and then rewrap it.

    What I want to do it start buying shit that makes no sense and would make everyone really uncomfortable....think about your moms excited face opening her gift when......... BAM A HUGE BLACK DILDO rears it's ugly grill.Or a thong and be like "MA TRY IT ON!".Buy my brother a life time supply of anal fisting lube and my dad a gay porn mag.I would die laughing.

    I guess maybe I should have went out tonight and not hung out on here....i'm a fucking loser.
  2. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    HAhahha. This would be a good idea. I dont know what my dad would do if i bough him a black latex mask with a zipper over the mouth.
  3. dead sentiment

    dead sentiment Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 422 Likes Received: 0
    you should take pictures of yourself in compromising situations and give each member of your family a different one in a frame.

    KING BLING Guest

    I buy those "I'm sorry for your loss" cards as birthday cards - I use a bic pen to scratch out the message, or sometime I write something in sharpie than use white out over it to look like I'm re-gifting a card from some funeral...

    I wouldn't want to see my mom holding a dildo but if you go this route, have your camera...

    MESTHREE Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 2,902 Likes Received: 35
    do it man. Sounds like a great way to promote festive cheer.
  6. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    those present ideas are way too un-subtle
  7. John Birch

    John Birch Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2004 Messages: 747 Likes Received: 0
    last year I bought all my gifts after xmas at the local drugstore and kept the "clearance" stickers on...
  8. dead sentiment

    dead sentiment Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 422 Likes Received: 0
    a few disturbing gift ideas:

    packages of raw meat (spoiled preferably).
    videos of you masturbating (in their rooms).
    abortion coupons.
    used condoms.
    gallons of drinking water.
  9. dANce'N'grAf

    dANce'N'grAf Guest

    lol u guys are some sick n twisted cats ...glad im not gettin anything from u
  10. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    what i used to do is steal things from people a month or two ahead of time and then give it to them for christmas.
  11. sillysiphilis

    sillysiphilis Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2005 Messages: 468 Likes Received: 0
  12. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
  13. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,346 Likes Received: 675

    yes, this would make a very uncomfortable gift
  14. nozaki

    nozaki Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 23, 2003 Messages: 1,323 Likes Received: 0
    white people and black dildos
  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    put enema kits in the stockings