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Wow thats gold

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper 12oz Veteran Member

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    Wow thats gold

    Discussion started by Frate_Raper - Nov 25, 2005

    I want to ruin my familys Christmas this year by getting everyone really shitty uncomfortable gifts.I've wanted to do this for a long time and I used to threaten my ex girl friend alot with this,It got to the point where she would open everything I got for her family and then rewrap it.

    What I want to do it start buying shit that makes no sense and would make everyone really uncomfortable....think about your moms excited face opening her gift when......... BAM A HUGE BLACK DILDO rears it's ugly grill.Or a thong and be like "MA TRY IT ON!".Buy my brother a life time supply of anal fisting lube and my dad a gay porn mag.I would die laughing.



    I guess maybe I should have went out tonight and not hung out on here....i'm a fucking loser.
     
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  2. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck 12oz Veteran Member

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    mr.yuck - Replied Nov 25, 2005

    HAhahha. This would be a good idea. I dont know what my dad would do if i bough him a black latex mask with a zipper over the mouth.
     
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  3. dead sentiment

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    dead sentiment - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    you should take pictures of yourself in compromising situations and give each member of your family a different one in a frame.
     
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  4. KING BLING

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    KING BLING - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    I buy those "I'm sorry for your loss" cards as birthday cards - I use a bic pen to scratch out the message, or sometime I write something in sharpie than use white out over it to look like I'm re-gifting a card from some funeral...

    I wouldn't want to see my mom holding a dildo but if you go this route, have your camera...
     
  5. MESTHREE

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    MESTHREE - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    do it man. Sounds like a great way to promote festive cheer.
     
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  6. WhiteOx

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    WhiteOx - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    those present ideas are way too un-subtle
     
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  7. John Birch

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    John Birch - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    last year I bought all my gifts after xmas at the local drugstore and kept the "clearance" stickers on...
     
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  8. dead sentiment

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    dead sentiment - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    a few disturbing gift ideas:

    packages of raw meat (spoiled preferably).
    videos of you masturbating (in their rooms).
    abortion coupons.
    used condoms.
    gallons of drinking water.
     
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  9. dANce'N'grAf

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    dANce'N'grAf - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    lol u guys are some sick n twisted cats ...glad im not gettin anything from u
     
  10. CACashRefund

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    CACashRefund - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    what i used to do is steal things from people a month or two ahead of time and then give it to them for christmas.
     
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  11. sillysiphilis

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    sillysiphilis - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    HA!
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    white people.
     
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    Pfffffffffft - Replied Nov 26, 2005


    yes, this would make a very uncomfortable gift
     
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  14. nozaki

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    white people and black dildos
     
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  15. Gunm

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    Gunm - Replied Nov 26, 2005

    put enema kits in the stockings
     
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