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Frate_Raper

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I want to ruin my familys Christmas this year by getting everyone really shitty uncomfortable gifts.I've wanted to do this for a long time and I used to threaten my ex girl friend alot with this,It got to the point where she would open everything I got for her family and then rewrap it.

 

What I want to do it start buying shit that makes no sense and would make everyone really uncomfortable....think about your moms excited face opening her gift when......... BAM A HUGE BLACK DILDO rears it's ugly grill.Or a thong and be like "MA TRY IT ON!".Buy my brother a life time supply of anal fisting lube and my dad a gay porn mag.I would die laughing.

 

 

 

I guess maybe I should have went out tonight and not hung out on here....i'm a fucking loser.

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HAhahha. This would be a good idea. I dont know what my dad would do if i bough him a black latex mask with a zipper over the mouth.

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Guest KING BLING

I buy those "I'm sorry for your loss" cards as birthday cards - I use a bic pen to scratch out the message, or sometime I write something in sharpie than use white out over it to look like I'm re-gifting a card from some funeral...

 

I wouldn't want to see my mom holding a dildo but if you go this route, have your camera...

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a few disturbing gift ideas:

 

packages of raw meat (spoiled preferably).

videos of you masturbating (in their rooms).

abortion coupons.

used condoms.

gallons of drinking water.

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Guest dANce'N'grAf

lol u guys are some sick n twisted cats ...glad im not gettin anything from u

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what dose it matter if u get them something fancy or something stuipd...your still going outa your way to give them a gift...a waste of a time....get them nothing

 

but if ur parents are cool and always been there for you...why would u wanna pull some stunt?

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summers eve and/or e.p.t for your mum

beano for your anorexic sister/cousin

head & shoulders for your bald father/uncle

 

all these should make your list

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Nov 26 2005, 11:57 AM

what i used to do is steal things from people a month or two ahead of time and then give it to them for christmas.

 

Done it.It rules.

 

What I was considering this year was writing a dirty letter to my girlfriend's mom (notifying my girl about it beforehand), and giving her fishnet stockings, a riding crop, and hermaphrodite porn..but I'm a pussy, so I'll most likely just give her something that I'll probably just steal back later.

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My parents been divorced for about 20 years. Last year me and my girl went over my moms house for Christmas and there was a package for my mom from my pops. They rarely even speak so everyone was wondering why my pops sent her something for Christmas. My Grandmother was joking that maybe he wanted to get back together. Christmas morning she reads the card, it said "just a little something to remember me by". She opens the package and it's a giant dildo.

 

I bust out laughing and she has a fit and tells me that I ruined Christmas (for laughing).

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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Remember that.

 

My parents used to take shit from me that they didn't approve of and give it back to me a few years later as christmas gifts..

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give them all one of these:

 

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cover them with a little red and brown dye, make them look official!

 

http://www.sextoygoddess.com/big-sex-toys.html

 

Description:

Made of 13" Poly-Melt- For Novelty Use Only

 

Produced By:

CalExotics Novelties

 

Categories:

Just For Fun

 

Customer Reviews:

 

A customer from Michigan

"Still working on getting past the knuckles..... I will take this thing in my ass all the way to the elbow before too long !! "

 

 

:haha:

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A customer from London, England

Wow this thing is SO COOL. If you put it in backwards - it LOOKS LIKE A FULLY GROWN MAN IS CLIMBING OUT OF YOU!!!!!

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