Pfffffffffft Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 so every night i get a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup.. i like to mix up the syrup really good until its almost like a milk shake in a bowl...while i was making my icecream i hear the my cat scratching in the litter box so i know hes handling business.. after i finish i sit down and am looking at the news about some worm that is taking over computers..enjoying my icecream my cat hops up on the sofa and brushes across my arm(i dont think much about it) steadily eatting this ice cream up i look over and i see some brown something on my arm..its the same color as my ice cream mix so i thought i got some on me..so i lick it off my arm and it wasnt ice cream.. i get up to peer in my cats litter box and there was a fresh liquidy shit ...he is a long haired cat and he must of shat a little on his tail... i felt sick as shit and had to drink a big glass of water and brush my teeth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 hahahahahahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 if I were you I would also take a shot of some good hard liquor and shake it around in my stomach just to make sure it kills all the stuff in the cat shit. So does cat shit taste as bad as it smells or worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 pfffffffffffffffffffft, fuck all that you drank water first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 hahahahaahah awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 "i like to mix up the syrup really good until its almost like a milk shake in a bowl..." I haven't done that since I was a kid. wow. and sorry about the whole catshit thing... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Creep Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 :haha: that's to funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 hopefully this wont grow homie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 why would you share a story like that? yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 thats foul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 yo the flick of those teeth is fucking savage but yeah how did shit taste like i was once at this kids house when i was little and he ate rabbit shit for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I still want to know what the answer to Zach's question was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 if i were you, i would give that cat a 8 hour time out in the corner of the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 damn, that sucks. i just ate a nine hour old mc chicken sandwich. on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 it was runny...so it wasnt like normal clumpping cat shit.. a little bit of the liquid got on his tail and thien on my arm.. it wasnt like i was chewing on cat shit.. but to answer the question...it didnt taste good..tasted like shit(no pun intended) def didnt taste like icecream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 ewwww you're gross, i know you ate it on purpose. to each their own, but i find your cat shit eating fetish disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 y'now cat shit is the most germy shit out right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow@Aug 17 2005, 09:36 PM ewwww you're gross, i know you ate it on purpose. to each their own, but i find your cat shit eating fetish disgusting. Quoted post Hahaha... good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Aug 17 2005, 09:33 PM damn, that sucks. i just ate a nine hour old mc chicken sandwich. on purpose. Quoted post A nine month old McChicken is probably safe to eat with how much crap McShithole's puts into their food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcohol swab Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 owned. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 ladies and gentlemen: things you do not admit on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i'd fucking punch my cat if it somehow managed to cause me to eat its shit. no doubt about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgasm Addict Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 oh man, that's fucking brute. hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Aug 17 2005, 10:31 PM if i were you, i would give that cat a 8 hour time out in the corner of the room. Quoted post seriously..beat that mufucka..top of the food chain dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I am calling bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I think Orgasm Addict said it best. My stomach hurts from laughing at this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 haha put me off my breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 i am calling catshit! hahahaaaa pretty sick. i love to slurp up ice cream like that, i have to admit it'll be weird next time fyi drinking alcohol after wouldn't have killed the E.coli (if there was any) which is what would make him sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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