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Pfffffffffft

DAMN IT!! i just ate cat shit

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so every night i get a bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup..

i like to mix up the syrup really good until its almost like a milk shake in a bowl...while i was making my icecream i hear the my cat scratching in the litter box so i know hes handling business.. after i finish i sit down and am looking at the news about some worm that is taking over computers..enjoying my icecream my cat hops up on the sofa and brushes across my arm(i dont think much about it) steadily eatting this ice cream up i look over and i see some brown something on my arm..its the same color as my ice cream mix so i thought i got some on me..so i lick it off my arm and it wasnt ice cream.. i get up to peer in my cats litter box and there was a fresh liquidy shit ...he is a long haired cat and he must of shat a little on his tail...

i felt sick as shit and had to drink a big glass of water and brush my teeth..

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if I were you I would also take a shot of some good hard liquor and shake it around in my stomach just to make sure it kills all the stuff in the cat shit.

 

So does cat shit taste as bad as it smells or worse?

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"i like to mix up the syrup really good until its almost like a milk shake in a bowl..."

 

I haven't done that since I was a kid. wow.

and sorry about the whole catshit thing... lol

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yo the flick of those teeth is fucking savage

 

but yeah how did shit taste like

i was once at this kids house when i was little and he ate rabbit shit for some reason

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it was runny...so it wasnt like normal clumpping cat shit..

 

a little bit of the liquid got on his tail and thien on my arm..

 

it wasnt like i was chewing on cat shit..

 

but to answer the question...it didnt taste good..tasted like shit(no pun intended)

 

def didnt taste like icecream

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ewwww you're gross, i know you ate it on purpose.

to each their own, but i find your cat shit eating fetish disgusting.

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Originally posted by SukiSukiNow@Aug 17 2005, 09:36 PM

ewwww you're gross, i know you ate it on purpose.

to each their own, but i find your cat shit eating fetish disgusting.

 

 

Hahaha... good times.

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Originally posted by ARCEL@Aug 17 2005, 09:33 PM

damn, that sucks. i just ate a nine hour old mc chicken sandwich. on purpose.

 

A nine month old McChicken is probably safe to eat with how much crap McShithole's puts into their food.

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Aug 17 2005, 10:31 PM

if i were you, i would give that cat a 8 hour time out in the corner of the room.

 

 

seriously..beat that mufucka..top of the food chain dog!

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