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Cribs: Mr ABC's house edition

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Harvey Wallbanger, May 21, 2006.

  1. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
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    This is out of control.

    70,000 Beer Cans Found in Townhouse
    You know how some people, after they use something, just can't bear to throw it away. That might make sense if it's magazines or clothes. But what if it's empty beer cans? In astounding numbers?

    When property manager Ryan Froerer got a call from a realtor last year to check on a townhouse, he knew something was up.

    Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "Said it was the sickest thing he's ever seen. Just unimaginable that someone could live in that."

    He couldn't even open the front door. It was blocked from inside.

    Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "There was beer cans I would say probably this high up on the door."

    The realtor had forewarned him about the smell.

    Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "He poked his head in, the smell was so awful he couldn't go in. "

    At the back door, Froerer was astounded by what he saw in the kitchen.

    Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "As we approached the door, there were beer boxes, all the way up to the ceiling."

    Inside, he took just a few snapshots to document the scene. Beer cans by the tens of thousands. Mountains of cans burying the furniture. The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.

    Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "It's just unbelievable that a human being could live like that. "

    To all outward appearances, the person who lived in the townhouse was the perfect tenant. He always paid on time and he never complained. He kept a low profile in the neighborhood.

    Kirk Martin, Letter Carrier: : "Yeah I never delivered any mail there at all. I thought the apartment was vacant."

    The cans were recycled for 800 dollars, an estimated 70,000 cans: 24 beers a day for 8 years.

    The townhouse was cleaned up last year and it's just fine today.

    The man who lived there seems to be back on his feet. We spoke to him today and he says he's completely stopped drinking. He was welcomed back to his old job a few months ago, and his co-workers speak highly of him.
     
  2. GEEB

    GEEB Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2004 Messages: 1,803 Likes Received: 43
    how much is that worth? like 700$ worth of cans? can anyone confirm this? wow
     
  3. xen

    xen Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 4, 2004 Messages: 2,803 Likes Received: 301
    The news said they got $800 for the aluminum. It made me feel so much better about my housekeeping habits.
     
  4. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    do you know how much fun that place would be? i mean. you might get cut up and you'd need to wear a gas mask, but i'd be jumping all in that shit.
     
  5. Obvious

    Obvious Banned

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 1,661 Likes Received: 0
    what a fuckin slob. i'm not the neatest guy but how hard is it to throw some shit in the trash or recycle bin? thing is i don't think he noticed the cans there. it just became the default way to live. he would've probably freaked out if a house cleaning service made his place spotless.
     
  6. dirtydoses

    dirtydoses Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2002 Messages: 6,002 Likes Received: 254
    wow how do you move around without getting all cut up/nasty?
     
  7. LIVERWURST*

    LIVERWURST* Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2001 Messages: 3,590 Likes Received: 66
    Where I live beer cans are $0.05 when retruned - they would have gotten $3500...
     
  8. El Jefe Uno

    El Jefe Uno Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 18, 2002 Messages: 2,586 Likes Received: 234
    man.. why would you not cash in beer cans when you realized you couldnt see your floor? i dont know how many times ive returned empties to get a pack of butts
     
  9. ihavethebubonicplague

    ihavethebubonicplague New Jack

    Joined: May 11, 2006 Messages: 79 Likes Received: 0
    what the fuck?? how did he move? I guess he wasn't very fat. I dunno but this picture of a fat man slowly wading through 4 feet of empty beer cans keeps running through my mind.
     
  10. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    I'd dive in that shit daily
     
  11. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272

    haha

    i was thinking about that just now, im also picturing him picking up random cans and checking if theres any left
     
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  13. "inkie"

    "inkie" Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Messages: 1,393 Likes Received: 6
    thats awesome..... seriously it should be a new trend....fuck swimming in a pool or the ocean, swim through stinky ass beer cans in your house
     
  14. "inkie"

    "inkie" Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 26, 2006 Messages: 1,393 Likes Received: 6
    you might be a redneck if you have to swim through empty beer cans to get a new one
     
  15. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    I cant even imagine how bad that shit would smell. Just a trash can full of old beer cans gets rank with the quickness.
     
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