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2 simple questions that will amaze you

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Face Me Face Death, Jun 20, 2001.

  1. Face Me Face Death

    Face Me Face Death 12oz Member

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    2 simple questions that will amaze you

    Discussion started by Face Me Face Death - Jun 20, 2001

    TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

    Question 1: A woman is pregnant and already has eight children: three are
    blind, two are deaf, and she has syphilis. Would you recommend that she
    have
    an abortion?

    Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three candidates:
    Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, consults with
    astrologists, he's had two mistresses, chain smokes, and has 8-10 martinis a
    day.
    Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
    opium
    in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
    Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
    drinks
    an occasional beer, and hasn't had extramarital affairs.
    Which candidate would you choose?

    BY THE WAY...

    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
    And the answer to the abortion question -- if you said "yes," you
    just killed Beethoven.
    Pretty interesting, isn't it? Makes you think before judging someone! Just
    remember: Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
     
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  2. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    aint that sum shit. id say murder the lil fuck and lets get teh chain smokin alky up for pres.
     
  3. Oram1

    Oram1 Guest

    Oram1 - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    damn......too bad i dont give half a shit about politics or that might mean something to me.....until i read the answer to the first question my answer was no...but after hearing you were talking about beetoven my answer quickly moved too yes...
     
  4. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    well, I wouldn't tell any woman what to do with her kid... and I'd have picked B, because that's what I'm like so I figure he'd be easiest to deal with... philanderers don't really impress me...
     
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  5. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka 12oz Senior Member

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    willy!wonka - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    blew my mind...fuckin hitler..wierdo..
    good post
     
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  6. TOY

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    TOY - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    thats wild. i never knew that shit before, but i go with oram1 and dont give a shit about politics.
     
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  7. tEkRoCkS

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    tEkRoCkS - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    huh.
     
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  8. Firetruck

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    Firetruck - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    I'm amazed
     
  9. i eat poo

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    i eat poo - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    wow, thats insane.im not gonna give my oppinion because then you guys would think even less of me than you already do.
     
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  10. nemersion

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    nemersion - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    thats pretty cool. but, ...i mean, come on. thats how propaganda works.....

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  11. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    "Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic"-f.m.f.d

    ...wow...that shit was heavy...nothing like gettin' dropped on your head, at 8:45 am...beethoven...cant wait to try this on my boy, hes all about beethovens ninth...due credit given....rOe
     
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    SCOTCH WHISKEO - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    Im all for aborting politians in the fourth trimester or later...
     
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  13. curious george

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    curious george - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    oh yes.
     
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  14. Tofu

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    Tofu - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    Like someone else said...kind of interesting, but at the same time it's propoganda.

    Who the fuck could even BEGIN to vote for a candidate based on that info?!!

    By the way, it's pretty disputed as to whether Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian...Many say that he would go vegetarian for about 2 weeks to "cleanse his system" but regularly eat meat.
     
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    arce - Replied Jun 20, 2001

    i don't c what's so bad about consulting an astrologer

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