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2 simple questions that will amaze you

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Face Me Face Death, Jun 20, 2001.

  1. Face Me Face Death

    Face Me Face Death Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2000 Messages: 536 Likes Received: 1

    Question 1: A woman is pregnant and already has eight children: three are
    blind, two are deaf, and she has syphilis. Would you recommend that she
    an abortion?

    Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three candidates:
    Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, consults with
    astrologists, he's had two mistresses, chain smokes, and has 8-10 martinis a
    Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
    in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
    Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
    an occasional beer, and hasn't had extramarital affairs.
    Which candidate would you choose?

    BY THE WAY...

    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
    And the answer to the abortion question -- if you said "yes," you
    just killed Beethoven.
    Pretty interesting, isn't it? Makes you think before judging someone! Just
    remember: Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
  2. platapie

    platapie Guest

    aint that sum shit. id say murder the lil fuck and lets get teh chain smokin alky up for pres.
  3. Oram1

    Oram1 Guest

    damn......too bad i dont give half a shit about politics or that might mean something to me.....until i read the answer to the first question my answer was no...but after hearing you were talking about beetoven my answer quickly moved too yes...
  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    well, I wouldn't tell any woman what to do with her kid... and I'd have picked B, because that's what I'm like so I figure he'd be easiest to deal with... philanderers don't really impress me...
  5. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    blew my mind...fuckin hitler..wierdo..
    good post
  6. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    thats wild. i never knew that shit before, but i go with oram1 and dont give a shit about politics.
  7. tEkRoCkS

    tEkRoCkS Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2001 Messages: 7,132 Likes Received: 0
  8. Firetruck

    Firetruck Guest

  9. i eat poo

    i eat poo New Jack

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    wow, thats insane.im not gonna give my oppinion because then you guys would think even less of me than you already do.
  10. nemersion

    nemersion Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2000 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 0
    thats pretty cool. but, ...i mean, come on. thats how propaganda works.....

  11. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    "Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic"-f.m.f.d

    ...wow...that shit was heavy...nothing like gettin' dropped on your head, at 8:45 am...beethoven...cant wait to try this on my boy, hes all about beethovens ninth...due credit given....rOe

    SCOTCH WHISKEO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 8, 2001 Messages: 1,718 Likes Received: 0
    Im all for aborting politians in the fourth trimester or later...
  13. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2
    oh yes.
  14. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    Like someone else said...kind of interesting, but at the same time it's propoganda.

    Who the fuck could even BEGIN to vote for a candidate based on that info?!!

    By the way, it's pretty disputed as to whether Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian...Many say that he would go vegetarian for about 2 weeks to "cleanse his system" but regularly eat meat.
  15. arce

    arce New Jack

    Joined: Jun 21, 2000 Messages: 74 Likes Received: 0
    i don't c what's so bad about consulting an astrologer

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