Face Me Face Death Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: A woman is pregnant and already has eight children: three are blind, two are deaf, and she has syphilis. Would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, consults with astrologists, he's had two mistresses, chain smokes, and has 8-10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had extramarital affairs. Which candidate would you choose? BY THE WAY... Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And the answer to the abortion question -- if you said "yes," you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting, isn't it? Makes you think before judging someone! Just remember: Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 aint that sum shit. id say murder the lil fuck and lets get teh chain smokin alky up for pres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oram1 Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 damn......too bad i dont give half a shit about politics or that might mean something to me.....until i read the answer to the first question my answer was no...but after hearing you were talking about beetoven my answer quickly moved too yes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 well, I wouldn't tell any woman what to do with her kid... and I'd have picked B, because that's what I'm like so I figure he'd be easiest to deal with... philanderers don't really impress me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 blew my mind...fuckin hitler..wierdo.. good post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 thats wild. i never knew that shit before, but i go with oram1 and dont give a shit about politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tEkRoCkS Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Firetruck Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 I'm amazed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat poo Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 wow, thats insane.im not gonna give my oppinion because then you guys would think even less of me than you already do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 thats pretty cool. but, ...i mean, come on. thats how propaganda works..... ------------------ poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 "Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic"-f.m.f.d ...wow...that shit was heavy...nothing like gettin' dropped on your head, at 8:45 am...beethoven...cant wait to try this on my boy, hes all about beethovens ninth...due credit given....rOe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTCH WHISKEO Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Im all for aborting politians in the fourth trimester or later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Originally posted by Oram1: damn......too bad i dont give half a shit about politics or that might mean something to me..... oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Like someone else said...kind of interesting, but at the same time it's propoganda. Who the fuck could even BEGIN to vote for a candidate based on that info?!! By the way, it's pretty disputed as to whether Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian...Many say that he would go vegetarian for about 2 weeks to "cleanse his system" but regularly eat meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arce Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 i don't c what's so bad about consulting an astrologer ------------------ graf and porn @ fbikru.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 Originally posted by Face Me Face Death: TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: A woman is pregnant and already has eight children: three are blind, two are deaf, and she has syphilis. Would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates: Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, consults with astrologists, he's had two mistresses, chain smokes, and has 8-10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had extramarital affairs. Which candidate would you choose? BY THE WAY... Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And the answer to the abortion question -- if you said "yes," you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting, isn't it? Makes you think before judging someone! Just remember: Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoS0ul Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 good as an anicdote (is that how you spell it) yet nothing in practicality. especially that politics bit, you cant judge anything by that, "associates with" hes a politician if hes part of gvt at all he associates with crooked people. And what if it had just been another deaf/blind kid with a std, Ask any handicaped person if they rather be dead...sept elephant man. Anyways its up to the mom. mad me think for a sec tho. people tend to put to much faith in the odds of somthing happening and what the world associats with vices. true leaders(like who we should elect for prez) should act against laws they disagree with, even if its by breaking it, or else they would never amend the laws when they got into power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 20, 2001 Share Posted June 20, 2001 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'>WOW http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'> good post ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaEkOnCe Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 thats pretty tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFUME Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 yuh good post ------------------ "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me" -nas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Originally posted by AeRoS0ul: good as an anicdote (is that how you spell it) yet nothing in practicality. especially that politics bit, you cant judge anything by that, "associates with" hes a politician if hes part of gvt at all he associates with crooked people. And what if it had just been another deaf/blind kid with a std, Ask any handicaped person if they rather be dead...sept elephant man. Anyways its up to the mom. mad me think for a sec tho. people tend to put to much faith in the odds of somthing happening and what the world associats with vices. true leaders(like who we should elect for prez) should act against laws they disagree with, even if its by breaking it, or else they would never amend the laws when they got into power good response?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 some krazy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Originally posted by Oram1: damn......too bad i dont give half a shit about politics or that might mean something to me.....until i read the answer to the first question my answer was no...but after hearing you were talking about beetoven my answer quickly moved too yes... You are sooooo fucking stupid. Wow. good post fmfd, only problem is i knew both of those.....i'm feeling the "Amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic" line a lot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 these things are always cool, i saw one a while ago that involved jesus and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Originally posted by SCOTCH WHISKEO: Im all for aborting politians in the fourth trimester or later... uhh, I'm not startin shit here...but how could there be a fourth TRImester? I don't know anything about the birth cycle. If that's the way that it is, whoever named it the fourth trimeseter is confused. thankyou ------------------ <- - - -(")- -(")owoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 it's called killing babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KARD like WOE Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 dats some shit right there i must say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 I actually was going to say no to the abortion. I don't believe in that unless the mother and baby are going to die anyways, and if you have an abortion then the mother will live. Does that make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Oh, yeah, the world leader question. Though the first two were kind of bad sounding, the Hitler description to me sounds like too much of a control freak. Too communist, so no I wouldn't vote for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 i already knew that. my mom showed it to me. she got it from her friends at work. you and my mom should be friends! you share some similar interests! hey, do you like yoga too? and what about badminton? oh, ilove my mommy. sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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