DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 10 hours ago, diggity said: instagram's is scary. the other night I'm hanging out with friends and one of them had been dating someone for like 2 years and then I start getting engagement ring ads because i was in proximity to them. no more surprises out there. YOOOOO!!!! I straight up have my IG mic turned off, like you're supposed to when you don't want them doing this shit, and I was talking to someone about how the Frontline , Flea collar, and all the shit to treat your yard with ain't doing shit to get these fleas and ticks the fuck off my dog. I grab my phone and click on IG and the very FIRST thing that pops up is a ad for the pills for that shit! WTF???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 On my androids. Under settings, permissions, I have the mic, camera, files, location and anything else turned off. I do the same thing with my browser apps too. With that being said, I don't get any suggestions of any kind from any app. If y'all don't like the suggestions, perhaps try and turn off specific permissions for specific apps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 y9R9rrvVqXY6iIwk.mp4 kgqCRs4e85IMnZ1F.mp4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 4/26/2024 at 9:50 PM, Mauler5150 said: Thanks man. Was a good start to the weekend no doubt, although it seems I have a 5 day weekend and based on only working 2 days last week, I am pretty much financially fuxked, Whilst I am content to live on beans and bananas, I view doing so only ends up making Me more appetising for Covid jabbed vampire dogs to feast on. With this said, I understand the reason I am in such a predicament is a result of My wife's jealousy, so I decided to clean some trash from Scarborough beach today as My way of doing something positive after My jacket appeared. And given the literal thousands of cigarette butts I saw littering the beach and the gardens around it, I decided to procure a few for some warlockracy, and funnily enough, upon entering the toilet at Innaloo shopping centre, someone had left a shit attached to the bowl so I got the butts I collected and arranged them so that whoever fucked up and polluted My beach is likely to be the recipient of a mouthful of someone's elses shit. I think such a "reciept" (to use wrestling slang) would see such a person discover the result of their fucking around and sucking brown cancerous shitty smoke from a butt only to find out with a mouthful of literal shit instead. My friend just had a baby from a one night stand with this bad Colombian chica and they are trying to make it work. Last night her non English speaking mom made some banging ass Colombian style beans and rice. Had plantains mixed in with the beans. Really tasty. I told her “frijoles muy bien” or some shit. Not too sure about the other loose wizardry you posted about though. PS Also glad you got you chaqueta back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 6K2ATj_T76WxU3Zb.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: An8n1UqT3zRPBIUf1zHw190_A5jy_pKT18O50xPNOVdyUQA2Q3idbt9Fou6UjL6Sp1JX8WtOPEDIDmNZR2AquE-a.mp4 I have told this story before, when I was a kid basically acting like that kid. I got whipped across my bare chest by one of these. Left a big red line across my chest. Lesson learned big lizard doesn’t want a sip of Pepsi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 2 hours ago, Mercer said: 6K2ATj_T76WxU3Zb.mp4 572.41 kB · 0 downloads hope that rooster gets its revenge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 28 Author Share Posted April 28 That Rooster retired to a rotisserie shortly after. zstsqNAfbml85QZA.mp4 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 1 hour ago, LUGR said: My friend just had a baby from a one night stand with this bad Colombian chica and they are trying to make it work. Last night her non English speaking mom made some banging ass Colombian style beans and rice. Had plantains mixed in with the beans. Really tasty. I told her “frijoles muy bien” or some shit. Not too sure about the other loose wizardry you posted about though. PS Also glad you got you chaqueta back. There could be worse fates in life when it comes to Colombianas. Eating beans produced from banging ass must be part of Apache Netbeans or something? Take Mine for example, whereas mine turned into Sinterklaus as She rides Me like Krampus in some bizzare Hindu-Pagan Goddess type mount steeze, and I have had to get a Super Mario type plunger and go to work on My head and heart as I drain the shit piled onto Me by the sinners of this workd who thought they can hitch a ride for free without Me holding them accountable forevermore. And apparently My crime was "fucking around" with non-physical matter fairies made of Photons conveyed via porn tubes and torrents, I only just found out Yet those who tolerate, accept, encourage and participate in communicating with Me are always going to be forgiven by Me, unlike those who seem to have abused the priviledges We bestowed upon them. And they say that CERN smashing atoms together never did anything? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 3 hours ago, Mercer said: That Rooster retired to a rotisserie shortly after. zstsqNAfbml85QZA.mp4 3.99 MB · 0 downloads Dude got rocked super hard. Nice of the little girl to give him his lost ballon back at the end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 4/26/2024 at 4:36 PM, Mercer said: The other day I stopped scrolling and rewatched a video of a latin chick in the thicc thread and right after @misteravensent me a DM personally suggesting a specific brand of beans & rice. Shit's weird. I personally suggest https://www.ranchogordo.com/ For beans, it will elevate your cookery. For rice I like the Wang premium which is of course grown in the great state of California from your favorite Asian Grocery, but if you want to try some other American varieties I also like https://marshhenmill.com/ and https://www.twobrooksfarm.com/ There are others out there. But what brand are you guys considering? I am something of a rice and beans enthusiast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 Just find yourself a nice Latin chick that didn't grow up in the U.S. (AKA one that can cook). 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schnitzel Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 ouch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Serious ouch! What are those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Hell nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 4 Author Share Posted May 4 7mNYxItFQVCOET5T.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fist 666 Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 I very much enjoyed that last one 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 @Mercer. I need to hear more about this secret rice and beans special formula…. Ive had decent success with my instapot for black beans but there’s definitely room for growth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 6 Author Share Posted May 6 VAoQ-PXgns6qd72R.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cancelculttourist Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 19 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: actually i'm surprised this hasn't been posted. could be the thread theme music. Super random like oh and here's this one that was landed on a kink rail. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 23 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: actually i'm surprised this hasn't been posted. could be the thread theme music. This reminds me of when skate videos all used to have a slam section. Plan-B Questionable’s was brutal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 On 4/27/2024 at 11:13 PM, Mercer said: That Rooster retired to a rotisserie shortly after. zstsqNAfbml85QZA.mp4 3.99 MB · 0 downloads LMAO the little girl throwing the balloon at him at the end! 🤣 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 On 4/28/2024 at 12:54 PM, nicklesndimes said: hitting someone is never ok Do you even write? 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 On 5/2/2024 at 9:43 PM, Mercer said: WTF happened here??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 6 Author Share Posted May 6 Apparently that dude was a security guard and it happened at work. Those metal spikes were bolted to a metal place and somehow this dude fucked around and fell on it. Either that or he fucked with the wrong person. Either way, they were half way through the process of unbolting the metal place and removing the spikes when that photo was taken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 7 Author Share Posted May 7 0CwTu53TFXSuYvoB (1).mp4 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 On 5/2/2024 at 10:43 PM, Mercer said: I bet dude still had to sit in the ER waitroom for like 12 hours 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 https://abc13.com/angry-mcdonalds-customer-shots-fired-at-houston-fast-food-restaurant-katy-freeway-shooting-jeffrey-limmer-death/14776269/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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