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Crocodile Tears

Best man Speesh...

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Yeah so last week I was in a wedding party, and as the best man I was obligated to give a speech. Being that the oontz has always kept things semi personal with me, I always try to give back a little and let you guys have at it.

 

Over all I made it more personalized and got the laughs from the exact people I wanted, if any one else found it funny it was just a coincidental bonus. I stumbled a few times but, brought it home ok in the end. I only had about 6 beers, and wasn't drunk, I thought that if i were, it would make things incomprehensible.

 

I've heard some good ones and some bad ones. I tried to make it more specific and not a copy paste speech with interchangeable phrases and standard jokes.

Actually I had no format I just wrote what I thought was appropriate, and kept it PG. But has anyone else had to do this?

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMvi0tBWCKc

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Already commented on this, but I thought it was pretty funny. I dug the off the cuff comments

and apparently so did the rest of your audience. You came off as a little nervous at the beginning but finally settled into it by the middle.

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good job croc. i had to give one a few years ago at my brother's wedding. it made people laugh and cry. i was pretty loaded so i don't remember much of it. my brother gave one at my wedding last year. his daughter interrupted it midway through. while it was kinda cute, it was not as awesome.

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nice man. good stories.

 

I probably shouldn't get married, because I don't want to be roasted basically. Well I do, but just not in front of so many people. All the stories of all all the times I did stupid shit. YIKES!

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Thanks, I was happy with the outcome over all, but I needed a little extra validation from the oontz. After the speech I got hammered, and things got blurry, so I dont remember many of the interactions or evaluations.

 

I did however think I would have gotten a little more feedback from you nurgas.

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did not click video

 

 

/saw fist's thread

 

haha. sorry for putting a negative aura on your thread OP..

 

i saw video before it was private. i thought it was really odd to put that much personal info (ie yourself) on 12.

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BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF.

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I'm not really "scared" of having my shit out there, if you know me you know me, if you don't thats cool too. This is one of the only sites people get paranoid about their face. No one cares enough to do anything. Unless you're real ugly, then I could understand. There is nothing significant enough here to mean anything.

 

Some opinions on here are pretty funny and accurate, so I don't mind. Others are absolute baloney, I can sort through the nonsense, its all subjective. I made it private at the brides request till her online album is complete. Facebook has made anonymity obsolete, now you're a weirdo if you don't have a page, It really makes no difference.

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