methamphetamyne Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Atleast I can afford a cab, Tyrone. :lol: i love this thread that^ why would you let the boyfriend giving you a ride home anyways? shoulda said noo, none of this woulda happened, br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I once dated a chick who tried being all slick and shit by tryna mess around behind my back but in the end I fucked up her life forever. you gave her aids from unprotected anal sex? or you just verbally harassed her until she changed her number? probably the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 he should of fucked her in the ass and cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 :lol: that^ why would you let the boyfriend giving you a ride home anyways? shoulda said noo, none of this woulda happened, br0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Didn't read because of illiteracy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 very quote worthy. white broads that fuck with nogs are generally pretty trashy tho. About on par with ones that smoke newport 100s, have lower back tattoos, ect. ect you know it, them roseville hoes. as clyde calls em, "newport hunnies." whites hoes that smoke mad newport 100's, grew up in the trailor park, love them some eminem, but only fuck black dudes. and fuck the race, the dudes these hoes fuck aint even on some real nigga shit. they are the type of dudes that were so bitch in their own hood they had to move out to the eastside suburbs and fuck with girls that use to chase dick on gratiot. nigga you know what the fuck I'm talkin about. eastside white hoes and southwest white hoes are their own got damn breed of human. sorry for yall that dont know detroit. oh, smash girl, tell her man, smash again, let them deal with the shit, end story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Ebonics is confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I just had a girl who was 8 months prego. Homewrecking is BSM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Very Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 you gave her aids from unprotected anal sex? or you just verbally harassed her until she changed her number? probably the latter. NA bro I just took her off my top friends list and she was torn up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 FEMALES, WHEN COMPARED TO FECAL MATTER AND EXCREMENT ARE NAUGHT BUT GARDEN TOOLS AND ILLUSIONS OF MYSTERY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 NA bro I just took her off my top friends list and she was torn up.. :lol: touche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Whole lotta UMAD floating around since I last checked. I tend to keep my sexual dealings to myself, but let's be honest, sometimes there is another dude in the picture /nh. Of course I'd have hate for a dude who my girl cheated on me with, but don't act like you assholes would put your dicks back into your boxers, get up, and bounce just because you realized there was a boyfriend in the picture and you're about to fuck. Been there br0, obviously I didn't disengage. Plus forsit is going to become her captive sex slave, so what does it matter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Keep fucking girl. Make a new friend. This is the correct answer. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 i say fuck her, dont tell the dude and keep your own biz on the DL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeroUno Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Wait.. So you're fucking my girlfriend ? I gave you a ride dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Fuck new friend Disregard old female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Does anybody else think that tattoos on colored people just look like grill marks on burgers? thats racialist! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 wow ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thats my only comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I will say that forsits little funny looking ass pulls some nice trim... But I've lived in that city and its not hard to be a writer and get pussy. shit made me think of that stupid ass "why do wRiterZ get aLL tHe HoT gUrLZ" thread. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREE HOOVER Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 NICE GUYS FINISH LAST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERSEULA Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Why would you even accept the ride home? You shoulda played it off like no one could of picked you up and if you could spend the night. You already fucked the bitch, might as well of spent the night and tore her asshole open. And if she said no, you could've told her to say no to your dick. Which of course she couldn't because you would've shoved it in the sluts mouth. Am I right? I better be right because if you think I'm wrong, welp... you're gay. Shoulda swagged it out. Ya shoulda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Didn't read because of illiteracy. this. and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 first off props thats a pretty cool story to tell your boys, second hit it and quit no girl is worth fucking again unless its your girlfriend and obviously this girl isn't girlfriend material, third as for the girls man fuck that foo dont tell him shit he aint your homie so why should you care maybe he did some raunchy shit before for karma to fuck him over like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Swinds knows this story, but basically I gamed this girl down over texts and I haven't seen her for like 2 years. She used to hate me. I go over to her house today and she got super hot. She asks what movie I wanted to watch, so I picked a scary one of course. She gets all scared and starts cuddlin, we start kissin yada yada. She fuckin starts rubbin my dick and pulls it out and we go to town. I fuck her. I was like yeah I'm about to bounce and skate home, but I looked outside and it was pouring. I text my home dude to come swoop but he's not replying and I gotta go. SO SHE CALLS HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND TO PICK ME UP AND DROP ME OFF. No homo, but he was one of the nicest dudes I've ever met. I have no guilty conscience whatsoever, but I felt kinda bad. She wants to hangout Tuesday. Friend her? Fuck her? What? TLDR: I FUCKED A GIRL WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND AND HE TURNED OUT TO BE A KINDA COOL DUDE. so yooure an asshole like most of the other assholes on here. deal with it asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 This is just a weird fucking situation. If I was in your situation(im a chick so like I fucked a dude and his chick took me home) fuck that. All the way around. Fuck that shit. Motherfucker is probably on the path to herpaghonnesyphalaids. And you know what? I'm fine without it. Plus chicks are fucking psycho when it comes to that shit. Really, you're just looking to fuck? Not that hard my friend. Not that fucking hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 i read "im a chick". then your nonsensical babbling became too unbearable to focus on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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