forsit Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 I'm not gonna call a fucking cab when her dude offered a ride nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 whores.all of them.even you're wife,sister and mother. this includes granmas,aunties cousins and any other female you have or will come into contact with through out you're life.ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangleyourson Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Not like you went out hunting the girl, she sprung you. Just keep at it, wrap and tap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Atleast I can afford a cab, Tyrone. sit down man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 this story is jokes. so you need a ride home, first thing she thinks of is, I'll call my boyfriend to come pick you up?? sounds like your getting set up for this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 this story is jokes. so you need a ride home, first thing she thinks of is, I'll call my boyfriend to come pick you up?? sounds like your getting set up for this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold That's what I didn't get. How did she explain your presence to her boyfriend? Did he not even ask as to why you were in his girls house, alone and what you'd been doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Didn't he smell her on you, or did he assume all blacks smell like catfish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 But I aint a crip doe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. Pics. or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 piss in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 She's a sexual maniac. Deviant. He probably knows exactly what happened. Now he's gonna get cool with you. You'll fuck her again, might not see him. Go back for thirds and fourths, well, you just might catch him giving you a ride home again. One time you'll be taking a piss right after fucking her and he'll walk in on you. He'll be super apologetic, of course, and it will be a little awkward, but not an issue. Then you'll get to thinking about it, while you're chilling at home. You'll think to yourself "wait, I never heard him pull up. The front door never opened." As the chilling truth dawns on you, the tire iron will already be making its equally chilling descent, and come to rest somewhere behind your left ear. Shouldn't have left that window that sticks unlocked just because it sticks, forsit. Shouldn't have let him know where you lived eventually either. You'll come to tied to a chair in someone's basement with a ball gag in your mouth. Bloodied and disoriented, you're going to squint as a couple figures come into view. Homegirl and her boyfriend? The fuck? He's gonna come forward, super apologetic, and confide that he's really sorry he had to do this. You see, she's insatiable. He quit his job to satisfy her. Mail order porn, male escorts. None of it is enough for her. "Sorry I had to do this man. Really I am. But she needs this, and you were just at the right place at the right time." You'll choke back fear and vomit when you see the girl approaching you, holding a pair of electric clamps. The fuck is she gonna put those? you'll think to yourself in fear. The fear doubles when you notice your pants and boxers are missing. Noticing the fear in your eyes, she'll laugh. It's a hollow laugh, devoid of emotion, but meant to sound comforting. "What's the matter, forsit? Don't you like sex?" So basically, yeah, don't feel bad. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 HETERO DUNGEON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 .........................Jesus christ Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 easssssst new yorrrrrrrrrrrrrk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 She's a sexual maniac. Deviant. He probably knows exactly what happened. Now he's gonna get cool with you. You'll fuck her again, might not see him. Go back for thirds and fourths, well, you just might catch him giving you a ride home again. One time you'll be taking a piss right after fucking her and he'll walk in on you. He'll be super apologetic, of course, and it will be a little awkward, but not an issue. Then you'll get to thinking about it, while you're chilling at home. You'll think to yourself "wait, I never heard him pull up. The front door never opened." As the chilling truth dawns on you, the tire iron will already be making its equally chilling descent, and come to rest somewhere behind your left ear. Shouldn't have left that window that sticks unlocked just because it sticks, forsit. Shouldn't have let him know where you lived eventually either. You'll come to tied to a chair in someone's basement with a ball gag in your mouth. Bloodied and disoriented, you're going to squint as a couple figures come into view. Homegirl and her boyfriend? The fuck? He's gonna come forward, super apologetic, and confide that he's really sorry he had to do this. You see, she's insatiable. He quit his job to satisfy her. Mail order porn, male escorts. None of it is enough for her. "Sorry I had to do this man. Really I am. But she needs this, and you were just at the right place at the right time." You'll choke back fear and vomit when you see the girl approaching you, holding a pair of electric clamps. The fuck is she gonna put those? you'll think to yourself in fear. The fear doubles when you notice your pants and boxers are missing. Noticing the fear in your eyes, she'll laugh. It's a hollow laugh, devoid of emotion, but meant to sound comforting. "What's the matter, forsit? Don't you like sex?" So basically, yeah, don't feel bad. some real shit right thurr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 it's gonna happen for sure. Forsit will be fucking her doggystyle and the boyfriend just won't be able to watch his girl get fucked by this stranger any longer, so out he comes from his hiding spot. ...he gonna mount you forsit...cause you're presenting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I just remembered....something very similar to this happened to me in my early 20s. I met this girl who was cute but nothing special, she had a boyfriend, I figured that was that. Went to a show with her one night and got wasted, ended up back at her house, in bed with her with no clothes on, horse-fucking her like it was a paying job, etc. I was pretty liberal about commitments then, so at some point I said "Wait, don't you have a boyfriend?" "I've broken up with him so many times (kind of true) but he doesn't get it (true)...he keeps coming around (very true) but nothing's going on between us (FALSE). Don't worry about it." So I didn't. Turns out this chick was not only a slut but a drug addict, pathological liar and a thief, and got me into all kinds of fucked-up situations (the boyfriend thing by far being the least of them). But the sex was good and I basically felt like I didn't have much else going on besides skating and getting wasted, so I put up with her shenanigans till she told me I should get tested for herpes. Turns out I wasn't her only side action, but I was smart enough to not take any chances with her and always wore at least 17 rubbers every time I fucked her. It was fun, it was exciting, it was stupid....almost wound up getting arrested on numerous occasions because of her and almost got burnt because of her, but God smiles on fools and children. Oh, and I didn't feel bad for the "boyfriend" because he was a rich, whiny douche that she was using to get what she wanted...she was tricking hard off dude, and buying drugs for us so we could have freaky sex and pull licks all night. I didn't have anything against him personally but he personified the word "kook". So, do whatever. It will all come out eventually but if you punked his brother out I'm sure he's probably not going to front you off too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 .........................Jesus christ Realism Seriously, what the fuck? Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 My inner author comes out when I'm hungover; he's a miserable drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 it's all her fault man, you didn't know. stanky ass hoez. sucks to be that dude, he really should know though. someone should inform him through the grapevine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Realism wins. Would prop but I'm on my phone. That's exactly what I explained to her. When I have a girl I make it so they don't want to kick it with any other dudes. Not with fear, but with my charm and how adorable I am. Swindle said dude looked like someones depressed son fromthe sopranos or some shit I don't remember. Point us I'm cuter than him and have bsm's so I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Yeah, but fear is also a given, because you are not white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 i love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 the only thing that came to my mind when reading this thread was... you only have one friend that drives a vehicle that could come pick you up and no money for a cab? she hit the jackpot. Nuff Said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 So I guess he told his girl "Yeah he's really cool. I could see us kickin' it. Lets all hangout soon blah blah blah". I think I just need to beat his ass or something. I don't want the boyfriend of the girl I'm fucking to like me. I just thought of that. sidenote, he drives a denali XL or whatever and it's super nice and he's getting another car and giving her that car. so I think she's waiting for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Nuff Said You're just all mad I fuck way more white girls than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Seyer, your filipina poon is destined to be invaded by my meat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Okay, grill marks on a turkey burger then. 24'd :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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