Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
pornbooth

portland slams the ban hamma on four loko

Recommended Posts

Actually I think the entire state of oregon did. I really don't give a shit as why I didn't post any links but I will say for all you fans it may be heading your way.....

 

 

when-its-with-a-drunk-girl-sex-is-fun.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Re: portland throws the ban hamma on four loko

 

Sorry forsit if you ever came down you gotta bring your own.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I can already foresee the next big retarded hipster drink

 

Before: Pabst

Currently: 4loko

The future: Boxwine in tallcans

winecan-thumb.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

WIN FREE MONTHS OF 12OZ. VIP

SUPPORT OUR ADVERTISERS!!!!!

 

This contest will run all week until Friday - December 3, 2010 .. 6 p.m. EST

 

Click on any American Express Banner ad ***you see throughout 12ozProphet.

Once on the American Express site, click on the link that says*** View All Cards, and continue to the next page, Select one of the many options for cards, Gold Card, Platinum, or the all new Zync Card . Take a screen grab of your selected page***and get a Free week of VIP..***

 

Click any other 2 advertisers ads ***screen grab within the advertisers site and send along with the American Express ad and get a month of VIP!!!***

Thats a full month for submitting 3 screen grabs letting us know you've visited their site.***

 

Then***Send us your screen grab via Private message, we will update accounts once a day so please be patient while we update your account. Make sure you submit correctly, we will not reply back to submissions that are wrong.

 

Show our advertisers love and check out what they have to offer... It only takes a few minutes anytime your on***12ozprophet.com***to click an ad and check out their goods.

 

This contest will run all week until Friday - December 3, 2010 .. 6 p.m. EST

 

SUPPORT OUR ADVERTISERS!!!!!!

WIN FREE MONTHS OF 12OZ. VIP STATUS

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Because secret testing on chinese inmates has revealed 4loko actually gives you superpowers if you drink every flavor at the exact same time.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I always thought it summoned Captain Planet's alcoholic/misogynist cousin.

 

I'll look into the matter further.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That's probably what Nasa's announcement's gonna be. They've found a superhero that can survive in the cold vaccuum of space, and is willing to help us with our explorations. But he's a hard-bitten catholic with a lust for 4loko and refuses to stop fucking every lifeform that he helps discover.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×