toluene_causes_tumors Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 1.wasn't a real adult yet but in college i drank a family sized bottle of robitussin then puked all over this girl's bathroom and didn't clean it up. i spent the rest of the night talking into a cell phone that was apparently off, sitting on my bed, rocking back and forth. fun. 2. ran down the street using the tops of parked cars as my pavement, set off a couple alarms, got threatened by some guy who came out of his house in his underwear and who was apparently a judge 3. lit the halloween decorations on a girls dormroom door on fire. evacuation! big trouble time. 4. every time i smoked dust i woke up with bruises all over my body and i never remember how it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 last friday i was on a cruise ship. i bought a luchador mask in Cozumel and drank plenty of tequila. when I got back on board the ship, first thing I wanted to do was walk around scaring old people. my friends had my back so I wouldn't get snagged by security, and I growled, roared, and flexed muscles at random people. this happened for a solid hour before I went into the formal dining room, sat down, and ordered dinner... in the mask. nobody sat with me at the table. **bonus: my dad told me that he followed behind, while my entourage and I were walking around fucking with people, and he'd listen for peoples comments. the best one was "He's too young to be drinking" to which my dad drunkenly replied, "HA! HE'S A GROWN ASS MAN!" good times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 8. I lost my virginity to three hookers in Cuba. x 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 LOL^ me and my buddy went to the mall awhile back. it was like 1 in the afternoon and we were plastered, we split a 30 pack of suds. we pretended we were a gay couple, while our girlfriends acted like our friends. we held hands, went to try on dresses in macys and made a huge scene when the lady there said it wouldnt be possible to do that. we would also start randomly arguing and having slap fights. it was funny as shit. mind u were both diry lookin punk kids. good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 only nsmb would read that line about the hookers and think "that's not good enough." I wasnt bragging about any of that shit. and theres no asians in cuba. Havana chinatown is a restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 LOL^ me and my buddy went to the mall awhile back. it was like 1 in the afternoon and we were plastered, we split a 30 pack of suds. we pretended we were a gay couple, while our girlfriends acted like our friends. we held hands, went to try on dresses in macys and made a huge scene when the lady there said it wouldnt be possible to do that. we would also start randomly arguing and having slap fights. it was funny as shit. mind u were both diry lookin punk kids. good times acting gay in the mall sounds like something lil kids would be doin... i think yoru in the wrong thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 that whole post could be used in the homosexual entonces/gay niggas thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 acting gay in the mall sounds like something lil kids would be doin... i think yoru in the wrong thread... yes...an adult acting like a child...and i dont give a fuck if anyone thinks im gay. its not as funny in story mode, but if any of yous guys were there it was funny as shit. people are real pieces of shit, we had the whole mall whispering and staring at us. people freaked the fuck out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Yeah I fail to see how that really fits in with anything else posted here...do you though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 really? i thought this was about adults acting like children....oh well my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 then it went all NH just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 only nsmb would read that line about the hookers and think "that's not good enough." I wasnt bragging about any of that shit. and theres no asians in cuba. Havana chinatown is a restaurant. i googled "male cuban hooker", and picked one with graffiti behind him your move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 i thougth this thread was adults acting like assholes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Oh yeah, one of the most fucked up things I remember doing as an adult, me and some friends were drinking, talked this other kid into taking his beater of a car out and running into parked cars with it, not just tapping them either, they were getting smashed. Pure mayhem, I was crying from laughing so hard the entire time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 that reminds me of when me and my buddy were tripping and we swiped this girl's keys when she was sleeping and did donuts in her car during a snowstorm and gave it a flat tire. then just left it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 I went to see the Hangover.Opening weekend and the place is PACKED!! The movie didn't start on time and I knew something was wrong.So I tell my boy and his wife that something was up and we'll be moved.As I say this some 16 year old girl walks out on to the stage with a little headset on to tell the rowdy teenaged kids that they will be moving. She turns the mic on and says "can I have your attention please"...I waited a second for the best time..... to scream "TAKE YOURE SHIRT OFFFFFFFFFFFF" the place went fucking nuts,people throwing pop corn,laughing etc. Everyone runs for the doors to get better seats,We went to get a refund......she had to give us the refund. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Drove a stolen car into a community swimming pool a few summers ago with some friends. I'm pretty sure i stopped doing coke that night...kinda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 HAHAHA dude I know your older then me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I never really got the appeal of acting like an obnoxious little kid in public. Sure, i do/say plenty of stupid shit, but I usually try to stay off the radar around the general public. Grown ass men acting like 13 year olds who just had their first beer isn't a good look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 sometimes i steal packs of bottled water when i go grocery shopping. it's at the bottom of the cart and too heavy to lift out and put back. good come up, bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Yeah, I gave up shoplifting years ago and still always do that ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 10. With my six year old cousin on the back of a jetski, going about 50 mph, I jerked the handlebars to the right, flipping the jetski and catapulting her across the lake, her tiny flailing body skipping across the water. LOL THIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Some of my peers are married, engaged, working full-time jobs, and starting to look at buying houses. Meanwhile, I am not successful, broke, single, and find myself befriending homeless people just for conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 that reminds me of when me and my buddy were tripping and we swiped this girl's keys when she was sleeping and did donuts in her car during a snowstorm and gave it a flat tire. then just left it there. that rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 FAAAAARK I could go on all day. Off the top of the dome. -Went to a strip club in Costa and there were no girls there so me and my girl got up on stage and started dancing like idiots then like 10 strippers came out and tried to tear my girls clothes off. I did nothing other than smile. -A few seasons ago I knew a kook who left his car keys in his car. Me and a friend went and borrowed his car and went and borrowed a fukn carload of firewood from the local supermarket. He never knew shite and we had free firewood all season -I seen some kids painting in a yard and ran down and was screaming shit at them, they ran, I took their paint and slashed their 20% completed panels(very proud of that one) -I saw some grandma in her kitchen cooking up some shit so I climbed up on the window, dropped my pants and banged on the window so she looked over and saw my member. She screamed and threw a spoon at the window. Fuck I laughed my ass off. -Stayed in a backpackers run by utter fuckwits so when we left we hid all this porn in and around the room. I mean we folded pages up and put em on the fan so if you looked up you saw nothing but if you turned the fan on it'd start raining porn on you. Good times. -Went to a bar in Costa Rica and got a couple beers and paid the dude. Then some bitch comes up with a bill and I'm like, hey I paid that guy. And she told me he was the security guard and I'd have to pay for the beers and yada yada I'd been ripped off. So I said fuck it, run us up a tab honey and proceeded to drink all night. Then when I saw my chance me and my amigo left without paying for shit. Fuck them for trying to get one over on me, We got at least 6 freebies each out of em. And MANY MORE I can't think of, I live stupid basically. But recently I gave up my seat on the bus, to a priest no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 some young kids, probably 12 or 13, were doing rap letters on the bus, so i shot the shit with them, then offered to cop them a couple 40s because they were cool ass little shitbags. they were into it, so we hopped off, and i snagged 'em two cobras and bounced. badinfluence1er 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 heres two more im not proud of... -picked up a fellow canadian in vegas a few months back, fucked her, woke up early and walked out with her ipod touch (ironically the same ipod i turned up and ignored the old dude who wanted my seat with). -spilled beer all over my buddys laptop while he was in the other room talkin to his girl, then strategically placed his cat near the spill and feigned ignorance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I'm 29. Me and my friend are walking around drunk and writing on stuff, we are in an alley and see some people coming towards us, stop and decide to just walk towards them. It turns out to be 2 teens, about 16 years old, some kid and his girlfriend. He asks us to buy him a bottle. We get into the light and its one of my little sisters friends! I tell his little punk ass the only way I'm buying him a bottle is if he buys me a forty. So that happens. Next day I wake up and realize I was that guy, the drunkard on the street charging kids a fee to get them booze. shouldve just jacked him then bragged about it to your little sister IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 ^damn, talk about a come up! ..herb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 shouldve just jacked him then bragged about it to your little sister IMO gettin 16 year olds to buy you 40's when youre 29 years old... id keep that one locked away in the vault. or at least lie, and say they copped you a bottle of goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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