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I got this invention idea...

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So I got this invention idea, and since Billy Mays isn't around, I dont know who to pitch it to because a lot of websites are bullshit, plus I dont know if the invention companies even look at your shit because they get inquiries all the time.

 

HELP!!

 

 

(I know you got good info Earl)

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you need to find investors, then someone who will manufacture your invention, then, depending on what it is shop it around to different companies who will buy the invention from you.

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you need to find investors, then someone who will manufacture your invention, then, depending on what it is shop it around to different companies who will buy the invention from you.

 

eh.... did u try google to make sure it doesn't exist already???

 

THESE x A MILLION.

This guy I know is an engineer and just got a patent for an engine part and it took YEARS just to get the patent after applying for it and working through the bullshit. That was with a company backing him.

 

Now it will take another set of unknown years to get it moving business-wise.

 

Not to mention, your patent only lasts a certain amount of time before others can copy it, so if you don't protect that shit and produce some shit within that period...FAIL.

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you're going to have to design a working prototype.

 

single run parts at machine shops are expensive. it takes time to program the machine, run the part. also materials and such.

 

keep in mind your prototype will probably need to be changed, which means it's going to cost more for them to change the program.. or re-program (depending on how drastic the changes are) along with the time to run the machine etc.

 

do you know what kind of material you will be using? how much does that material cost?

 

what is your target market? are you selling to children? parents? people who own pets? lamp posts?

 

do you have any idea on how to gather statistics on who might be interested in your product?

 

 

these are all things most investors are going to require before they even consider your product. there are more.

 

have i discouraged you enough yet?

 

edit - do you know how to draw blue prints? are you a good sales man?

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What happened to banning people for this type of fuckery?

 

Getting banned for this type of fuckery? at least i didnt post some slimy eels oozing out of japanese girl's assholes haha chupa

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i need to invent my bike seat back on. Probably the person that stole mine got theirs stolen. Its like a chain letter. I did see a gypsy selling them shits at a flea market not too long ago. Slum Flea markets people. You think Walmart people are bad you really need to slap on a latex bodysuit and walk your game down for a half hour some time. It was some of the most depressing shit i've ever seen.

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I actually came up with a pretty awesome idea for a company the other day when I was drunk, funny thing is now that i'm sober it still seems like a good idea.

 

Sif' i'm gonna tell you guys though.

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I got an idea for a sort of "invention" per se..... more a fusing of two ideas....

 

I want to take this:

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Digital synthesizer guitar

 

 

and somehow put an analog synthesizer like this:

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inside of it.... Also I want it to be able to make 8 bit video game sounds and have the ability to sample!

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hey guys i was just wondering how i might go about scoring some weed? do i just go up to any random black dude or is there like a designated black guy that i have to see..how does this work???also do they take debit or do i pay cash only?because all i have is a roll of quarters and last time i tried that the guy slapped me..curious.

 

 

 

kthxbai.

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i need to invent my bike seat back on. Probably the person that stole mine got theirs stolen. Its like a chain letter. I did see a gypsy selling them shits at a flea market not too long ago. Slum Flea markets people. You think Walmart people are bad you really need to slap on a latex bodysuit and walk your game down for a half hour some time. It was some of the most depressing shit i've ever seen.

 

around is here its some kind of sport

i found and re-found some of my bikes at times, always at trainstations, bars of crackhouses.

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