UPS! Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 HAGATNA, Guam — Authorities in the U.S. territory of Guam have turned away a ship after thousands of spiders overflowed from its cargo. The Guam Department of Agriculture said hundreds of large spiders and thousands of smaller ones were seen when stevedores began offloading insulation and beams for housing units from the ship, the M.V. Altavia. The cargo was returned to the ship, and the Agriculture Department on Friday ordered that the ship not be allowed to dock. It was last ported in South Korea. "When you get this many from this many various sizes, it's definitely an infestation," said Department of Agriculture Director Joseph Torres. Agriculture officials said they didn't know what type of spiders were on the ship. But they said it's a type that is not normally found on Guam and there was concern the spiders could damage the island's environment. "It's not on Guam," Torres said. "We don't want it here." The ship was carrying housing units and accessories that were to be used at a work force village expected to house up to 18,000 temporary workers. Before the ship initially docked, officers with the Guam Customs and Quarantine Agency boarded the ship and gave clearance for cargo to be unlocked for offloading, said Bernadette Meno, marking administrator for the Port Authority of Guam. But when port workers saw the spiders, the containers were ordered back on the ship and it was anchored in the harbor. The decision was later made not to let the ship return. Marianas Steamship Agencies Inc. arranged for the ship's arrival and departure. Its vice president, Richard P. Sablan, said he will follow orders of customs, agriculture and U.S. Coast Guard officials. Going back to S. Korea across the pacific with a ship cargo full of huge spiders? Fuck that shit. + = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 No flicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 the spiders are controlling the boat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto Einstein Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Tropical/desert spiders are fucking crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDERS...ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN BOAT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 remember the brown tree snake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Fuck this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 solution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 fucking spiders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somekat Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 how do they work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto Einstein Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Get thats shit outta here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 fuck that shit :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 there was keys of coke in the banana container we were moving a little while back. the port was filled with cops with in seconds. coke>spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I really don't like spiders at all. Too many times a spider has had me on edge. A spider will make me revert back to like a 6 year old in other words, i would shit bricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Thousands of spiders really does not seem that much, considering Females lay up to 3,000 eggs in one or more silk egg sacs Millions, now that would be a number to worry about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted July 20, 2010 Author Share Posted July 20, 2010 Yeah, but how would you feel being a shiphand when the captain tells you that you cannot dock, and must turn around and go all the way back becuse your hull was full of fuckin spiders? Yeah, id be putting in my two weeks after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 ID QUIT, AND FLY BACK. FUCK SPIDERS SERIOUSLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 i hate spiders and fuck bees to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 I told this story to my brother and he brought up an interesting point. How the fuck did thousands upon thousands of eight-legged freaks wind up on a barge heading for an island to dock and unload? Is there a possibility that this was malicious? Hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Maybe the conditions in the hull are perfect for these spiders. Maybe when it left port there were only a few. Maybe they multiplied. Maybe then the multiplied more. Maybe it was a big fat love boat spider orgy. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Is there a possibility that this was malicious? probably 4chan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anti-style Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SPIDERS...ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN BOAT!! you bastard haha you done stole my punchline :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickski Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 What is that from?:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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