NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 1, 2, 3, check it out......it was mom dukes burfday..i got hammered cause i thought she hada ride home. chick has her homies text me tamkin bout she got her purse robbed at the bars. FUCK that. now i gotta roll out on some defensive atreiu shit and help save the fucking day. naaaaa son. jakes ALL over, askin qwestions. tamkin bout "is this your mother? wheres the paint asshole?" FUCK y'all niggaz. gimmie a fucking smoke. drunken rant thread is fuckin drunkin. peacce my dooderz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Sitting on my deck slamming 22s of Icehouse(99 cents at the corner store). Listening to the muffs. Not drunk enough for rambling yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 99CENT DEUCE DEUCE of ICEHIOUSE??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Best believe!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 once in a blue moon to once in a blue sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 ^^^^this guy right here...this guys the guy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOTS. IT'S 9AM AND I JUST DOWNED THE LAST OF MY RUM. NOW ALL I WANT I MOAR. OH, ALCOHOL, HOW I LOVE THEE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 DON'T TRY TO UPSTAGE ME FAGGOT. I WILL SHIT ON YOU, YOU FUCKING CHILD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Ill be back...when Im done drinking this evening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 sober road missy elliot cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I only get drunk in social situations, and my social situations do not consist of the internet, unless i get home real shit faced and masturbate over internet porn untill i colapse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT HUH? I ONLY GET DRUNK WHEN I'M NOT ASLEEP. DIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 shitcunt^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 His not a shit cunt his a cool guy. Isnt that right mr cool guy up there huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 lets play beer pong brah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrshiteyes Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 my socks say no nonsense 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL GRINGOE Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 hugyft,dknydltygiu;ioy'8gt :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fictionator Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 havent read any of this thread, i am a tank right now though and just ate 2 breakfast' in order to figure out which place served better food. results, inconclusive . + throwing up blueberry pancakes from second breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 hell yea rolling rock is the shit..i kinda noticed that all green bottled beers are fucking good.. When the light goes thru the green glass it effects the beer in a different way. I think tge yeast or enzymes. Can't remember. Learned at heineken experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Does anyone know if boston is a cool city or what? I always thought it seemed like a cool place,but a few people told me the opposite. jw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 5:42 AM last drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I'm bout to get my day drinking on, wut wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 hi drunk drove lili home k bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Yall needm oer TPYOS 2bve drnuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 im the only motherfuckerto dringks on a monday? these kids told me that it was a common saying to say " two and a half dozen to the other." these fuckers.. oh and MOTHERFUCKINTEDEGGS!!! glen beck sucks PEACVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 "gone to the wind" -ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 pedo on a lunes, fresh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Does anyone know if boston is a cool city or what? I always thought it seemed like a cool place,but a few people told me the opposite. jw. Bostons the shit lots of places to drink and ramble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 memory---al wknd yous fucks!! made it home...ramen &&&&&&&&& another beer!! (fuck the pesident i oughtta make you eat your own shit...lets tak it back to 1492!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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