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I only get drunk in social situations, and my social situations do not consist of the internet, unless i get home real shit faced and masturbate over internet porn untill i colapse.

 

THATS WHAT I JUST DID.

FUCK DRUNK GIRLS THEY NEVER SEND TITS, FUCKS UP WIDDAT?

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Does anyone know if boston is a cool city or what? I always thought it seemed like a cool place,but a few people told me the opposite. jw.

Fun to visit for a little bit, but I sure as shit wouldn't want to live there. The T is one of the most poorly run public transportation systems ever, the traffic there is miserable/if you're not an aggressive driver you ain't going anywhere, and a large portion of the people seemed to be total pieces of shit all of the many many many times i've been there (though to be fair, a large portion of people anywhere suck, so that doesn't really help my argument).

 

There are plenty of fun things to do/see on a visit there but i'm pretty sure i'd lose my shit if i lived there for an extended period of time, and go out in a blaze of gunfire, taking 100 brodude wannabe irish motherfuckers with me.

 

prepare to take taxis home from anywhere if you visit and are going out at night, because depending where you are/where you're going, you have to leave anywhere from 10pm to before midnight at the latest to get home via the T, since it stops running so goddamn early.

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Fun to visit for a little bit, but I sure as shit wouldn't want to live there. The T is one of the most poorly run public transportation systems ever, the traffic there is miserable/if you're not an aggressive driver you ain't going anywhere, and a large portion of the people seemed to be total pieces of shit all of the many many many times i've been there (though to be fair, a large portion of people anywhere suck, so that doesn't really help my argument).

 

There are plenty of fun things to do/see on a visit there but i'm pretty sure i'd lose my shit if i lived there for an extended period of time, and go out in a blaze of gunfire, taking 100 brodude wannabe irish motherfuckers with me.

 

prepare to take taxis home from anywhere if you visit and are going out at night, because depending where you are/where you're going, you have to leave anywhere from 10pm to before midnight at the latest to get home via the T, since it stops running so goddamn early.

 

basically what he said about the t is true, it sucks. but Boston is a fun city to live in, I enjoy it. oh yeah you totally gotta drive offensively, it gets pretty hectic on a motorcycle.

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i'm working on being driunk as fuck. dowm a six pack of fulllsail ipa and a bud tallcan and a half. plus i just smomked weed for the first time in htheree weeks. i turn 30 in two day s an di'mn currwntly living on the homies couch til his sister moves out next weeekend and i start everything over again with a new spot and a new plan. ont hthat i'm slackin tough, i went from like -450 to u[ a few racks in the last 3 weeks. i like it here a lloyt b etter too. more of a famlily vibe. i've known dude i lived with now for about thirteen yrears. way better than the speedfreak deadheads from arizona who i ended up living with in oakland. never thjouht i'd end up back here though. goddamn town where i grew up. at least i know a few creeks here and some girls who used to fuck me and probably willl again. they usually do. there's some people i like to see and some i'd arather not ruin into. pluhs i like to drive a lot and there'a a miillion things goinbg on a hundred miles in any directiom. knowwhati'msayin/?

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fuck it. i had to leave state real quick and a buddy was going to tennessee. in exchange for a free pair of boots, i catch a ride. well, i had to get out of nashville on the quick and cheap so i post up by the tracks. i had no idea where any of the trains were going but some hobo had put a mini map on the back of the switch box(?) to give a general idea of where to go. 27 hours later i was in jacksonville florida getting sunburnt where i had been in the snow. first trainhop. ya i'm drunk

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God bless Jacksonville. First time I really lived the aimless wanderer life was there. People were way hospitable. I was stuck out in the rain and some dude took me in, gave me hot oatmeal breakfast and clean socks. experienced some way crazy shit there, but some random heads on the street were mad cool, and down to have a conversation.

 

so being drunk now you ask? got drunk with family. they hooked me up with booze even though i offered to pay. got drunk casually and got to enjoy it. not like when you drink too much too fast, or not enough...tonight was just right to keep a great healthy solid buzz all night. it's rare that I do it like this and get to enjoy it.

 

my only drunk rambling is that I'm annoyed that I'm not getting laid right now. that's more of a bummer than anything though. ah, to be young and in drunk. All weekend apparently.

Also; fuck teases.

 

hope everyone out there was smart and safe about getting home tonight. nothing like the feeling of coming home to your own bed after a night of partying. feelin' good, bout to watch some Simpson and pass out.

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