christo-f Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ... when you're half way through a bowl of cerial, really enjoying it and some small fucking bug floats to the surface of the milk..., but you think, "probably just flew in to the bowl, no prob...., buuuut I might just check the packet...," from which you've already previously consumed two bowls..., and lo and behold, it has a bunch of fucking bugs in it? God fucking damnit. Shit over here is imported and costs almost 10 bucks a fucking box too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I can honestly say, and I mean this, this has never happened to me before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 steal boxes acquire cereal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 when you're half way through a bowl of cerial, really enjoying it and some small fucking bug floats to the surface of the milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Sucks but never happened to me. My uncle once found a huge dead, dehydrated roach in his shrimp chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 what brand the world must know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I'm confused because this thread didn't start with "Is it okay." I can't respond properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 PROTEIN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 happened to me with raisin bran when i was a kid. box sitting all the way in the back of cupboard "i didnt know we had this" pour milk take 2 bites. see worms. FUCK. experiment afterward. no bugs in the box....??? until i added milk. then these things came alive. holy shit. didnt eat raisin bran for a long while after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 when i was little my dad would pour the end of one packet of cereal in to the top of a fresh one, so when you'd pour your cereal all the fine crushed shit would ruin your day. man i hated that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yep, this shit was raisin bran too. Here is the offending brand. http://www.magictime-intl.com/detail.aspx?id=58444-40414 They let me swap it for a box of Hospitality shredded wheat instead. Will be wondering exactly what it is that I'm flossing out of me teefz tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 so i was half way done eating a bowl myself when i read this thread......no bugs but it got mushy. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I can not relate to this problem whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Mushy cereal is revolting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 sometimes mushy cereal is good cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 2 scoops in every box bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 some people pay extra for that protein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 sometimes mushy cereal is good cereal. like cap'n crunch if its not at least soft that shit fucks up the roof of yo mouf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 capn crunch might as well caramelize some sugar & eat that with razorblades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 can this be the your favorite cereals thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Don't you hate it when you're halfway through a bowl of bugs and a grain of cereal floats to the top? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 capn crunch might as well caramelize some sugar & eat that with razorblades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 these were bug free, ican imagine if yu canfind a box of themthese days that probably wouldnt be the case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 :lol: the best krusty product was some kind of cream, & it said "may cause birth defects" with his face smiling like that as for raisin brans - croc, that shit would have put me off raisin brans for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ive had this happen, i got paranoid as fuck after that box of cereal, started checking them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 my roomate brushed her teeth with maggots the other day. seriously... she nor her boyfriend are the least bit sanitary nor do they take the time to clean their bathroom. thus.. maggot breath. bitch had it comin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ive had this happen, i got paranoid as fuck after that box of cereal, started checking them all probably posted this already some time ago, but this is why i dont eat boiled eggs anymore in grade 10, i came home hungry & fried to find a bowl with like 3 boiled eggs my mom was prepping for something i started wolfing down on them quicktime, then bit into something big & crunchy all i could picture at that second was a half-developed chick, with its crunchy beak/feet fuck eating boiled eggs ever again, unless theyve been cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 :lol: the best krusty product was some kind of cream, & it said "may cause birth defects" with his face smiling like that as for raisin brans - croc, that shit would have put me off raisin brans for life put me off fer yehearz my dude. but you have to understand the circumstances. after i looked at the date and it was like a year expired. when i first found it i thought, score new box, but in hindsight raisins have moisture in them. so i cant see it happening to a cookie crisp or apple jacks they would probably just get stale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 trife... get some new cereal homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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