SwampFightOner Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I would do bad, bad things to that girl. I'm hoping you're talking physical assault type shit, and not sexual shit, cuz that looks like a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Eat more or less than you do when you're not getting laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 confidence gets you laid faster than good looks ever can pretty much, as soon as you get over being humiliated or embarrassed by a chick, getting laid is easy as fuck. there are too many chicks out there for all of them to deny you, one's gotta give 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 ^ that chik isnt THAT ugly just looks goofy...i would probably still hit it but i just never seen someone look so off...guy did you hit that? props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted January 31, 2010 Author Share Posted January 31, 2010 Being a wigger you are prolly trying to spit game to some ghetto fabulous delicious bitches. that is the funiest imaginary scenario i have ever heard sounds like someones life story tho, probably the guy who wrote it tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PybKgU1Ljvw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 I'm hoping you're talking physical assault type shit, and not sexual shit, cuz that looks like a man I thought it was Danny bonaducci when he was in the partradge family... I hope that's not his type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 ^ ahahah Danny bonaducci.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 just make sure you're fresh out of the shower. i guarantee sex galore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I got a cool story bro. The first part really doesn't matter but I'm trying to paint a picture for you bitches. Ahem... I meet this dude who moved into my apartment complex from California, he moved to be with some random chick and her best friend. It turns out that his chick was cheating on him, so he ended up living with her friend who he had never even met. She kicked him out after about 3 months, even bought him a plane ticket back to Cali. We got drunk a few times at their place and she was always a bitch. A hot bitch, kinda rockabilly/hipster. Here comes the good part. I was very drunk outside smoking a cigarette and saw her coming in to the apartments and asked her bluntly "wanna go fuck?" She paused and replied yes. I railed that whore for a few hours and bounced. It's 5 AM and I just got home. The morel of the story is ask a stranger for some ass and you will receive some ass. I just hope her massive boyfriend doesn't find out and try to fight me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I would do bad, bad things to that girl. i would feed hamburgers to that girl and stomp on her raybans. you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Pirate&defid=550563 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty%20Pirate&defid=550563[/url] :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 i dont like to judge a book by its cover but...with a name like VANDALICIOU$$$ useing dollar signs as the letter S and mixing Vandal and delicious into one word... you must be a wigger. Being a wigger you are prolly trying to spit game to some ghetto fabulous delicious bitches. but if you really have tourettes and autism you gotta start spitting game to hipster nerd chicks soon as they hear you speak your jibber jabber their pussy will get wet. i might mouthfuck this girl before/after throwing her shitty fixed gear conversion into a lake. nah, but for real.... i've been taking a "break" from sex. it's been about two months. i'm kind of impressed with myself, considering that up until this point, the longest i'd gone without sex in the past 7 years was about two weeks. it's pretty nuts. i spent the first month feeling like i was withdrawing from drugs. now (for the time being, at least) i don't even care. on the plus side, my painting and other activities have gone up by 1000%. i'm also going to quit smoking and reward myself with a new bike, since i spent the last few days thinking about how the last time i felt this way was when i was 18 and didn't give a shit about anything but graffiti an bikes. things were much simpler then. plus, i'm handsome, so i can go back to getting laid whenever i want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 damn i wanna meet some random street sluts...i need to move out my pops house and live somewere else so i can invite mad random hoes to the crib...but ill try to ask random ass hoes for sex whoever said that...and for the 2 week guy good job i got like a year goin but its not on purpose WOOOO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 she doesnt have to be conscious does she??? hahahahah :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 uh, yeah dude, you definitely need your own crib if you plan on getting any play at all. mosst chicks dont like the idea of a parent walkin in and seein their assholes and elbows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 uh, yeah dude, you definitely need your own crib if you plan on getting any play at all. mosst chicks dont like the idea of a parent walkin in and seein their assholes and elbows HAAAAAAAA @ the last bit but yeah. whenever i was living with my folks i always made some up some bullshit like i was beefing with my roommate or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 DUDE MY PARENTS ARE HERE COVER UP YOUR ELBOWS ....leave the butthole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHereForTheNight Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Girls fuckin love a guy that can cook. I can;t tell you how much pussy i have reeled in after pulling off a tasty and well presented meal in a clean dining room with chill music and wine Seriously, you learn how to cook good and you're 50% of the way there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 ^ thats cuz you fuks with hungry hoes.....but yea i just tried to get this gals number from the subway but her friends nicely cockblocked and started askin dumb questions. anyway im takin the statistical aproach to this shit and just try to get numbers from randoms and also re atempt all the hoes in my fone book(theres some new entries) and try to steal them to go this area wheres theres lots of rooms to rent for like 30 bucks a night....lets see how it goes i might puttin the pussy on a pedustule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Pedoestall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 just be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Girls fuckin love a guy that can cook. I can;t tell you how much pussy i have reeled in after pulling off a tasty and well presented meal in a clean dining room with chill music and wine Seriously, you learn how to cook good and you're 50% of the way there im so sorry for you son. I have never once done this just on some get pussy shit :D :D :D I don't even like getting cooked for by some broad I dont care about sheeeitttt. Step your g up my gerbil, Im not even trying to spend time with you, I'm trying to spend a little time with your pussy and that's all. DOn't get me wrong, I can get down with the romantic tip if I got a girl and I care for her etc etc. But usually I treat em like dirt and they love it. I'm only 20 but im on that Wilt the Stilt pace right now. :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Youngstah Tip #2: If she's a hipster chick just treat her like shit. This always works. Always. Flirting with her friend is more effective than flirting with her. Oh yeah, you have to be handsome to do these things. Sorry my skoozies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 my watch says hi shorty we can be friends my whips saying bitch quit playing get in it yeah i quoted 50! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 If you want pretty polly, you take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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