jugzer Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 x2. only fuck ugly fat bitches when you are on a losing streak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TOO CRAAAAIG..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 you sucks bitches are easy I turned 31 last tuesday and im currently fuckin a 22yr old..either im creepy or living the high Life ,but who cares..IM FUCKIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Id call that the high life my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 x2. only fuck ugly fat bitches when you are on a losing streak Real talk I still never broke my "titties over gut" rule. But I DID hit rock bottom and fuck this fat chick who was way below any regular sober standards. Thing is, if you fuck a fat chick make sure nobody knows and she's not friends with anyone else, because it still makes you look bad/desparate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I can't even fuck ugly girls, nevermind fat ones. I just can't bring myself to do it I can, however, let an ugly girl suck my dick, no problem. But even then, still no fat girls...they just gross me the fuck out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GettinLaid Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 what seems to be the problem here? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.L Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 i just wasted so much fuckin time at work reading all this rediculous shit, all you have to do is seem like your not allll about it. then you'll get it, especially if theyre 19-22. throw in a lil sweet talk' havent you ever watched KIDS, Teli's got game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.L Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ..still wouldnt fuck fat bitches tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I can't even fuck ugly girls, nevermind fat ones. I just can't bring myself to do it I can, however, let an ugly girl suck my dick, no problem. But even then, still no fat girls...they just gross me the fuck out thick "chunky" eh depends, but hamhogs hell no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 You want to get laid? Easy Go to the thrift store Find a death metal shirt...rip it up and cut the sleeves Get a old black denim vest...sew patches and beer bottle caps to it Get some tight faded black pants Grow your hair and a sweet stache (plus if you get it to grow in a shitty crust mullet) Pour beer, rub old cigarette butts, and slim jims on to your new clothes Hang out on the street listening to Japanesse Hardcore drinking 211 The chicks will swoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 does that work in germany also? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 i imagine their vajayjays also smell like cigarette butts & rotting slim jims ive seen hot girls that dress that way its just that they probably dont shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Yeah that shit will get you laid by the wrong type of chick around these parts.... If I was gonna play dress up to get laid I would go the other route and douche out... At least there's a 99% chance the girl you pick up who is attracted to your pink popped collar polo shirt has cleaned her vagina with soap & water minimum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 You even get normal looking girls as well, ever heard of good girls always like the bad guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 also 99% of these assholes on 12oz are total pussies....so take that into account when listening to their "advice" popped collars...pppppfffffftt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Hey I didn't say I had a popped collar, I just said douching out will get you a higher calibur on avg. I stand by that statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CMF Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 thats a lot of popped collars on one person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 jea. Fat is terribly unappealing. All it says to me is you don't care enough about yourself to take care of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytwkYM7Xi3Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 also 99% of these assholes on 12oz are total pussies....so take that into account when listening to their "advice" popped collars...pppppfffffftt Not that I have, or ever would, wear a popped collar, but I'd wear 4 or 5 at once, all in varying shades of pink, before I wore tight jeans and death metal (or whatever other gay music genre) band t-shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 she doesnt have to be conscious does she??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Not that I have, or ever would, wear a popped collar, but I'd wear 4 or 5 at once, all in varying shades of pink, before I wore tight jeans and death metal (or whatever other gay music genre) band t-shirts Don't listen to ranger rick, he's been pissed since he got put on desk duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 whenever i'm going thru a rough break-up i smash any 18 or 19 yr old i can. as long as they are at least a 6.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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