CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* 14 Posted January 20, 2010 how do i do it....all the randoms in my phone and facebook wont give it up 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
george jetson 56 Posted January 20, 2010 you a very ugly person? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serial rapist 16 Posted January 20, 2010 You need to pay to learn how to do this kind of stuff. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuff Tone 66 Posted January 20, 2010 These will never fail you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadWithNames 62 Posted January 20, 2010 you're gonna need a funnel. if that fails, top yourself, come back and get with ghost rape. ghost rape the whip. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IOU 647 Posted January 20, 2010 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133218&page=27 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 710 Posted January 20, 2010 May I suggest brick rape? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 710 Posted January 20, 2010 In all seriousness, I have no idea how someone CAN'T get laid. I might wait awhile sometimes and go on a stretch where I don't fuck because I have standards for what my dick goes into and I like to wait for really hot opportunities, but any night I want to get my dick wet I could, and that's with pretty attractive girls. How could a man desire pussy (especially if you have low standards, which I'm assuming you do) and not find it? Women are whores, for the most part Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxcarrapist 196 Posted January 20, 2010 Wasnt there another thread a while ago similar to this? Dude asking where the clit is or something? Then reporting back when he finally got his dick wet? That thread was amusing.......this one not so much. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snezone 0 Posted January 20, 2010 have you tried being more confident sir? maybe its the same way you start the convo that makes your quest obvious and shit, just try to make it completely about whatever she is bitching about for the first hour of talking. oh and always leave em wanting just a tiny bit more. its too hard to specify which part of your game is fucked without some insight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_casek 1,125 Posted January 20, 2010 haha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
localmartyr 33 Posted January 21, 2010 this is fool proof... AIM LOW! ugly bitches need love too, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdot 100 Posted January 21, 2010 Are you suggesting that he goes through the effort of building a rape tunnel? Don't listen to Mercer, it will be much easier to find a rape tunnel and crawl through it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MAR 256 Posted January 21, 2010 Play the numbers game. Find a girl who's a friend and ask her to rate you from one to ten. Then based on that number minus two and find a girl at that level. So say you place at a 7, you would look for girls you deem as 5's. Guaranteed to work 100% of the time 60% of the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
autoteller 293 Posted January 21, 2010 call all women hoes, and they take kindly to playful slaps on the ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChupacabra 685 Posted January 21, 2010 Go to a party with a decent amount of drunk females. Walk into the room with the highest women to guy ratio, wearing nothing but a condom and shoes and yell, "WHOSE READY?" 100% success rate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_casek 1,125 Posted January 21, 2010 "Ok, tough guy. How big is your dick" "How big is your mouth?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN 102 Posted January 21, 2010 ^ winner 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
