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In all seriousness, I have no idea how someone CAN'T get laid. I might wait awhile sometimes and go on a stretch where I don't fuck because I have standards for what my dick goes into and I like to wait for really hot opportunities, but any night I want to get my dick wet I could, and that's with pretty attractive girls.

 

How could a man desire pussy (especially if you have low standards, which I'm assuming you do) and not find it? Women are whores, for the most part

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Wasnt there another thread a while ago similar to this?

Dude asking where the clit is or something?

Then reporting back when he finally got his dick wet?

 

That thread was amusing.......this one not so much.

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have you tried being more confident sir? maybe its the same way you start the convo that makes your quest obvious and shit, just try to make it completely about whatever she is bitching about for the first hour of talking. oh and always leave em wanting just a tiny bit more.

 

 

its too hard to specify which part of your game is fucked without some insight.

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Are you suggesting that he goes through the effort of building a rape tunnel? Don't listen to Mercer, it will be much easier to find a rape tunnel and crawl through it...

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Play the numbers game. Find a girl who's a friend and ask her to rate you from one to ten. Then based on that number minus two and find a girl at that level. So say you place at a 7, you would look for girls you deem as 5's. Guaranteed to work 100% of the time 60% of the time.

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Go to a party with a decent amount of drunk females. Walk into the room with the highest women to guy ratio, wearing nothing but a condom and shoes and yell, "WHOSE READY?"

 

100% success rate.

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