TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 1, 2009 Author Share Posted October 1, 2009 :) thats a funny pic. mutherfucker you brought me out of retirment with that faggy piss statement of yours. 12oz can thank you by talking peepee in public and how fucking "liberating" it is... homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 haha COS is back post that fucking brilliant picture that I hated so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 COS oh, its spelled backwards i see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 look at jigga's white slave just BUSTING out with laughter and jay-z just dumbfounded. just amazing. so fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YouMad.GIF Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSAMSnoytiC Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 why is it that shit never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 one time it was raining , me and some friends were climbing a fire escape in china town to get to a spot. My boy was pissing off the side, and right on to this old chinese ladys head. It took her a second to realise that rain should not be hot and smelly. She started screaming all kinds of shit at us in chinese. Good times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 like a fucking red rag to a bull There is a good chance I will piss outside tonight had a bad curry in London once that had me scurrying between two parked cars god I hope nobody caught it on their expensive shoes (it was a high class area) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i got a series of flicks of me pissing off fire escapes... back from my younger days... nice when you get a dope flick from up high of a golden stream and the flash bounces off that shit right in mid stream and produces a huge shiney..... just BOW! "THAS A GOOD ONES " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If I had a nickel for every time I peed outside...I would be a billionaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 man for some odd reason I got a lot of piss stories..... Was at an outdoor concert last year... my ex-girls sister was sitting on the lawn like shit was lovely... Wasn't really paying attention to her sitting all close behind me as I was standing there, boozing, passing ellage... etc. So I decide to sit down... Like a minute sets in, I'm like wtf man, it didn't rain, why's the ground all wet... I'm pissed thinking I sat in a beer, till I look at her red face... She was behind me pissing right there.... rest of the concert I was soaked in her piss, but she bought me beers for the rest of the night. There was a drunken night I mistook her bedroom for a bathroom, so I guess we're even. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i got mad ground tags running with the usage of 'ol hank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I always run out one letters short maybe my tag is too long snow is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 do you guys go for one liners or utilize the pinch technique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i stay with the script steez utilizing the final squirt for a sweet halo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I got chased by cops for peeing next to the police station. I escaped by bike, changed my sweater in a park and thought I lost them. No, after I left they got on my trail again. Chased me a couple of blocks until they drove up to me and laughed. Good cops. They just checked my ID and let me go. Some people have spent a night in jail and/or paid fines for pissing in public. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Del: One liners all the way. Pinching is horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I've shit outside more than I care to admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I got chased by cops for peeing next to the police station. I escaped by bike, changed my sweater in a park and thought I lost them. No, after I left they got on my trail again. Chased me a couple of blocks until they drove up to me and laughed. Good cops. They just checked my ID and let me go. Some people have spent a night in jail and/or paid fines for pissing in public. Thats awesome. One of my freinds got a weekend at bookings (the brooklyn one too) for spitting into the subway tracks, because he still had an open case. Thats some bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I think you will be arrested/spend a night in bookings if you urinate in public in Manhattan. Being an outlaw is so badass :cool: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 There used to be a hole in the wood floor in the back of the box truck I used to drive for work. I would just pull over, climb in the back, and piss through the hole. Easy money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ^Why wouldn't you pull over, get out of your truck and take a leak on the side of the road? Sounds like you just want an excuse to stick your dick in your trucks hole...nohomo I co-sign my own public urination but not the urination of others. Also, I prefer pissing in the pool or the ocean....a much more liberating experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I prefer pieeing in butts...a much more liberating experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 all the time. i enjoy seeing how much of a area i can cover with piss, or how many bricks ect.. almost been arrested, along with some friends, for pissing in public, but that was for pissing on a building in the middle of a patriots parade. having to run while your in mid piss is not fun ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i love walking backwards down streets peeing zig zag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I used that have problems with sleep walking drunk...I've pissed my wife off for pissing in the house, on the patio, off the deck...I also took the pillows from under her head and put them in the washing machine...but that's a whole other thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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