XJONATHONX Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 if dud is really your best friend, you're a buster for having to even ask. x2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 wait until she is 18. take naked pictures. break up with her. get mad about it, post naked flicks on 12oz. another channel zero success story is born really though, if you posted naked pics of her, on here, i would track you down and give you a high five and a pack of black and milds, in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 If you fuck her when she's 17 he's got a perfectly legit reason to kick your ass. If you fuck her when she's 18 he doesn't have a leg to stand on and you can tell him to get bent if he's gonna be salty about it....after all, it's not like HE'S gonna ever fuck her, right? (Right?) There's always the chance she might not want to wait till she's legal, but if she does there will be sparks flying out of her ass when you finally do the deed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Dont even talk to your friend about it. Your boys sister is off limits. Haven;t you ever seen scarface, fucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 x2. x3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrooper Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 You should invite her over, draw a warm bath for her and light some candles. Play some soothing bossa nova music in the background and have champagne and strawberries handy. Then slowly undress her, look her in the eyes and say in a soft yet deep voice' "If it wasn't for Mercers sound advice I'd be a huge fucking faggot right now that almost turned down your fine ass." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Smurf her smurfing brains out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 forgot to add this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpjBba-L28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 The bitch is just trying to cause drama. Don't trust that bitch i've seen this situation many times. its not worth losing a friendship over some ho. You might wanna take a look in this direction she's 17 bruh , those chicks are immature as fuck and play games Buttttt if you really want to try this and keep your friendship, you're gonna have to "be in a relationship" with this broad if you ask your best fiends permission because he's prolly not gonna be cool with a smash n dash unless he just doesn't give a fuck about that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Couple things...first, don't do it, you can lose a friend over it, not worth it, especially since she's 17...she's gonna get all clingy and shit...second...I banged my friends sister when I was 15, she was 20 and home from college...she had huge tits and was crazy in bed....loved it....just saying...third...IF you decide to do it....may I recommend you fuck her in the ass....just because. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 seriously dude friends come before poon mate. get that wrong at this point your rep will preceded you everywhere you go. don't fucking do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 No wait...I looked at her picture again....smash that girl hardcore....in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ok, ok, 1st off, think with your dick, not your head. No, no, wait, 1st I need the clip I can't find of John Belushi in Animal House with the devil on his shoulder-FUCK HER! Shit, if you have a problem fucking her, give her to me and I'll fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 second...I banged my friends sister when I was 15, she was 20 and home from college...she had huge tits and was crazy in bed....loved it....just saying...third.... Ha ha, awesome... Older sisters don't count though, that's her seducing you. Fuck your friend's OLDER sister and he's mad at his sister. Fuck your friends YOUNGER sister and he's mad at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 BTW, if he's that close of a friend he'll forgive you over time, but you'll never forgive yourself if you don't dip your wick in the poon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 shes an instasmash, ask your friend if you can see her, if not then, bros before bros' sister.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Fuck her while thinking about her brother. Seriously though fuck her unless you're a homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 You're not a homo? Right? BE COOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik K Brah Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 BTW, if he's that close of a friend he'll forgive you over time, but you'll never forgive yourself if you don't dip your wick in the poon This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 No fucking way... They'll be no escape, you get mad at your girl and want to go over your boy's house to vent, well now you can't tell him how his sister's a cunt bag and tried to give you a lousy hand job instead of putting her mouth on it. ...oh guess what? ...and when you go to your best friend's house to do something other than see your girlfriend's annoying face, she'll be already be there. this makes me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sup members of 12oz, im stuck on a problem that really has me thinking...... This dude has been my friend for about 4years and dudes like my closet friend i got. He has a sister, supppper fucking hot! Me and his sister are cool and we talk(not like that) when im over his crib. Yesterday she texted me saying to come pick her up and take her to mcdonalds. So i did, she told me to drop her off a block away, i was confused why but w.e. She gave me a hug and then she planted a kiss on me!!! I was just sprung and just blocked out the fact that this is my best friends sister and started to kiss her back. I dont know how to feel, she promised me she wont tell him or anyone else and its our little secret...but she texts me alot flirting saying "when are we gonna hang out again ;)." I think she wants to fuck and i aint sure if i want to tho...this dudes my bestfriend and if he ever finds out, im fucked. Got any advice?? oh and im 19 shes 17. heres a pic of her.. nigga.... just smash the broad... keep it between you and her.. if it gets out deny it to your buddy.. its not that difficult homie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Hot sisters need lovin' too. I don't have a sister - but if i did - and she got banged by my friend, I'd try to be supportive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouTool Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 isn't this illegal romance cause of age??? Loot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Hot sisters need lovin' too. I don't have a sister - but if i did - and she got banged by my friend, I'd try to be supportive. i don't think you would say that so easily if you really had a sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ha ha, awesome... Older sisters don't count though, that's her seducing you. Fuck your friend's OLDER sister and he's mad at his sister. Fuck your friends YOUNGER sister and he's mad at you. Yeah very true, she fucked the shit out of me, with force...was a great night, told me to blow in her face....then I went back to fucking girls my age...Lame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man well Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I was in the same deal with my best friend of 7 years when his sister and I started seeing each other. My mate flipped out at first but after about 12 months we started hanging out again. The relationship with his sister lasted 4 years and now I don't talk to either of them at all. But it was all worth it. If hes your friend he will come around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 No fucking way... They'll be no escape, you get mad at your girl and want to go over your boy's house to vent, well now you can't tell him how his sister's a cunt bag and tried to give you a lousy hand job instead of putting her mouth on it. ...oh guess what? ...and when you go to your best friend's house to do something other than see your girlfriend's annoying face, she'll be already be there. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 punch friend, fuck sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoLossEnds Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 PORK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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