HydrogenPeroxide Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 In this day and age where a ton of communication is done via the internet, make sure your spelling and grammar are up to par. It can go a long way to what people think of you and how you will get treated, or even if you will get your foot in the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 stealing tp is a good advice...if u go 2 a fast food place ask for a bunch of napkins and suace u may sound like a cheap bastard but its better then wasting ur money . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 pop in an old ass cd when your driving n see what you used to listen to when ever your in a new house, ask to go to the bathroom and proceed to look for pain killers get on rooftops and look down at people, it makes you feel powerfull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 For short: Get on my level, the best advise I can possibly give. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 dont leave ya girl roun' me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 when ordering food anywhere be nice to your waiter person, less likely that shit will happen/ more likely you will get extra stuff this works extra well at subway/dairy queen This always works for me whenever I go to starbucks or any fast food place. I use to get a free drink every time I would go to the starbucks that was in my neighborhood because I got along so well with the workers there. I'm pretty sure this was said a while back as well but honesty does go a long way. Not too long ago I was at taco bell and the person giving us our food in the drive thru gave me something I didn't order and gave it to me anyways because I was honest with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Hate everyone you meet until they prove you wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 sound advice. ^^^^ for a sociopath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 if you drive an old car, always have a socket set in the trunk. macguiver shit. here's a few tips i've used on my rust bucket: PANTY HOSE - can be used for approximately 15 miles as a replacement for your serpentine belt. your belt snaps, tie a secure knot in the leggings of some panty hose and replace the belt with the panty hose, this will get you to your nearest gas station. this saved me from getting raped and murdered outside Huntsville state prison on I-45. CEREAL BOXES... the CARDBOARD BOX PART - will work as a gasket to most of your bolt on engine parts. ie, your water pump gasket. simply cut out the cardboard into the shape of the gasket, double up on the cardboard and install. it will work for a good while. nigga rig at its best. (not to be used if you're too poor to afford real cereal, not that malt o meal in a bag by your feet, mouth destroyer cereal... cap'n crunch or wheaties, real shit comes in boxes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 observe. what you observe is what you observe. look at things in life and others directly, not through any cloud of prejudice, curtain of fear or the interpretation of another. learn. separating the false from the true brings about understanding. there are a lot of false and fragmented data around. get to the root. practice. learning is productive when it is applied. wisdom, of course, can be pursued for its own sake. however, one never really knows if he is wise or not until he sees the results of trying to apply it. one spirit one love. you get what you give. so try to treat others as you'd want them to treat you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ^^^ that's a life lesson, not a tip or trick and although I agree with what you said, it doesn't fit in this thread.... preachy. FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user01 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 invest in real estate if u can, especially right now, its a buyers market and you dont want to be throwin away money on rent for the rest of your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dryer sheets... keep one in the back pocket you don't use... axe and other things just mask the spray...maybe use a little after... take the dryer sheet and rub it on the inside of your shirt, rub your pants(nh), your hands and your hair. pop in a piece of gum in and you dont smell like smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 observe, learn, and practice aren't tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If you fucked up with something at the job, home, etc., and you know someone you shouldn't be pissing off, will get pissed off. then Blame the incident on someone else, and get real super fuckin' mad. Then that person will be like...oh man, this cat is really pissed! I can't even act mad, I gotta calm his ass down. I do this shit like once a week, never had a fail yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ^Why you fuckin up so much in the first place? read this thread, don't type in it.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleKushy Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 every time you go to Starbucks or conglomerates like this steal the toilet paper from the cabinet in the bathroom Hilarioso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ^Why you fuckin up so much in the first place? read this thread, don't type in it.:lol: FUCK THAT FUCK THAT FUCK THAT!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN TYPE THAT FUCKIN' BULLSHIT! THIS MUTHAFUCKA COMES UP JUST STARTS FUCKIN' TYPING SHIT ON MY USERNAME....THIS SHIT HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR. HIS BITCH ASS IS GETTIN' FUCKED UP! :cool: you peep? ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solvents Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Don't use hair removal shit on yo dick. You'll risk burns. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUEORFALSE Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 dont ride your bike texting because you will drop your phone and it will break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ^On that note If you've been driving and texting remember to grab your phone off your lap BEFORE you get out of the car. & Always take advantage of any situation.. Always Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Phone on the lap happens all the fucking time. Except theres a 4 and a half foot drop for my phone. Glad its a solid one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 ^ Dont drive and text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 don't leave your phone on your lap while driving. when you get out of the car you'll risk it being dropped on the cement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUCKMUNI Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 don't leave your phone on your lap while driving. when you get out of the car you'll risk it being dropped on the cement. happens at least a few times a day... "The art of good business is being a good middleman....bye bye" - putting people and commodities together = money "buy low, sell high, till i see hells gate" "quality over quantity, nothing feels worse than sitting on 10k worth of garbage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 keep a screwdriver with you at all times, same with adjustable wrench and razor. (assuming you dont drive and keep all your shit in a backpack instead of a car), make loads of connections with people in high places (its how i ate lunch for free every single day during summer break.), be willing to accommodate, shave you head, dont let people see your eyes, stay quiet, if you speak only when you have something really smart/funny to say then people will think your really smart/funny. and nsmb.... why did you have pantyhose with you?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 ^i kinda thought the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Simply, liquor before beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 never mix brown and white liquor... you'll be sick as fuck the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 You boiled potatoes but find out they're still raw? Already drained the boiling hot water? Everything else is ready to be served? While still hot, wrap all the potatoes together in a sheet of aluminium foil and let them rest while doing other shit in the kitchen and carrying food to the table. they should be cooked in a minute or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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