R@ndomH3ro Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Man jailed for sex act with sister in park NEIL BOWEN The Observer A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced to jail-time served and three years probation Tuesday in Sarnia court. The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act May 4 in the south Christina Street park. A publication ban was imposed to protect the sister’s identity. The man doesn’t recall the incident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’s statement. A family visiting the park about 6:30 p.m. came upon the couple on a park bench, police had reported earlier. Defence lawyer Robert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrested because he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash. The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident. The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse, the lawyer said. “I can’t imagine it could get any lower,” replied Justice Mark Hornblower, who agreed with McFadden it was a “disgusting” act. McFadden said the man is ashamed of what he did and has asked his mother and sister for forgiveness. “I believe the family can work through this,” he said. The man told the court, ”I am going to have to live with this . . . I need to get help.” Hornblower sentenced him to the 64 days served in pre-sentence custody and the maximum allowable probation term of three years. He directed the man to get help for alcohol abuse, including enrolment in a residential treatment centre. He can have no contact with the witness who reported the incident or his sister, unless the sister gives written consent to a probation officer. He is also banned from any public park if he has been drinking. “It’s not for the public to have your problem imposed on them,” Hornblower said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I like to pretend my sister doesnt have a vagina so i never have to worry about her getting pregnant to some irish backbacker she meets at down happy hour on a tuesday night.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 LOL Every time that twinky character posts a link I get a little nervous even though I never check em out. I did one time and my computer got rick rolled sp? with fat men having sex in the shower. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 He would have been busted blowing his brother in the park. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earl broclo ESQ Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Wow. That dude must really love eating pussy. I mean, I'm all about it, but it isn't the first thing I go to on a passed out sister buffet. Christ! I would have jerked off on her feet or something first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbq vibes Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 haha, hornblower. fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 im forcing my little sister to join a nunnery when she turns 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 SHOTS ! SHOTS ! SHOTS ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Isn't mouthwash more expensive than beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 "A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister" = Ultimate FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 i didnt think people drank mouthwash outside of central canada. who knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 i didnt think people drank mouthwash outside of central canada. who knew. All kinds of people drink mouthwash, I knew a guy who would drink mouthwash at work to get wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Nope --it's here too. I had a friend back in Providence who used to drink Scope on Sundays. It wasn't often, but enough that we thought he was a mess. He used to say "I'm going to be the best smelling drunk in this city!" He was this skinhead kid with A.C.A.B tattooed across the back of his neck. (All Cops Are Bastards) God I miss my those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 hahaa ACAB mouthwash drunk. i think its just easier to steal than booze. that and vanilla and purell.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I don't think that is nearly as bad as destitutes in Russia before and after the fall downin small amounts of anti freeze just to feel again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Never went down on my sister smoking weed. I'm scratching Scope off my list of party items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheason Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 ""Hornblower sentenced him to the 64 days served" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Mouthwash isnt necessarily more expensive than beer if you buy the generic stuff. I can recall an episode of intervention where this housewife used to get FUCKED UP on mouthwash and it just happened to be some generic supermarket brand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 my boy poisoned his mom with mouthwash. When he was like 5 he poured half the bottle into her apple juice. She was all good but she thought she was gonna die or some shit till she found out what was in the juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 UHHHH HOW MUCH DID THAT BITCH DRINK? I WOULD NOTICE A LITTLE BIT OF MOUTHWASH IN MY APPLE JUICE THIS KID PUT HALF A BOTTLE? BULLSHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 CANADIAN PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 "A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister" = Ultimate FAIL[/size] Truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 THAT HOE WANTED IT. I'D FUCK MY SISTER IF SHE WAS HOT. AND OLD ENOUGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Wow. That dude must really love eating pussy. I mean, I'm all about it, but it isn't the first thing I go to on a passed out sister buffet. Christ! I would have jerked off on her feet or something first. :lol: Oh man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 baaahahahaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Wow. That dude must really love eating pussy. I mean, I'm all about it, but it isn't the first thing I go to on a passed out sister buffet. Christ!I would have jerked off on her feet or something first. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLWUTWUTWUTWUTWUTWUTWUTWUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 my sister is a lesbian (i just found out yesterday that her girlfriend does the graf'n'dance and saw a piece she painted, pretty toy, but i've never met a dyke graph head...so whatevz) neither of us drink mouthwash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 you fucked your sister or what? explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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