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Man jailed for sex act with sister in park

 

NEIL BOWEN

 

The Observer

 

A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced to jail-time served and three years probation Tuesday in Sarnia court.

 

The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act May 4 in the south Christina Street park.

 

A publication ban was imposed to protect the sister’s identity.

 

The man doesn’t recall the incident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’s statement.

 

A family visiting the park about 6:30 p.m. came upon the couple on a park bench, police had reported earlier.

 

Defence lawyer Robert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrested because he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash.

 

The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident.

 

The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse, the lawyer said.

 

“I can’t imagine it could get any lower,” replied Justice Mark Hornblower, who agreed with McFadden it was a “disgusting” act.

 

McFadden said the man is ashamed of what he did and has asked his mother and sister for forgiveness.

 

“I believe the family can work through this,” he said.

 

The man told the court, ”I am going to have to live with this . . . I need to get help.”

 

Hornblower sentenced him to the 64 days served in pre-sentence custody and the maximum allowable probation term of three years.

 

He directed the man to get help for alcohol abuse, including enrolment in a residential treatment centre.

 

He can have no contact with the witness who reported the incident or his sister, unless the sister gives written consent to a probation officer.

 

He is also banned from any public park if he has been drinking.

 

“It’s not for the public to have your problem imposed on them,” Hornblower said.

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I like to pretend my sister doesnt have a vagina so i never have to worry about her getting pregnant to some irish backbacker she meets at down happy hour on a tuesday night..

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LOL

 

Every time that twinky character posts a link I get a little nervous even though I never check em out. I did one time and my computer got rick rolled sp? with fat men having sex in the shower.

 

Never again.

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Wow. That dude must really love eating pussy. I mean, I'm all about it, but it isn't the first thing I go to on a passed out sister buffet. Christ! I would have jerked off on her feet or something first.

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"A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister" = Ultimate FAIL

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i didnt think people drank mouthwash outside of central canada.

 

who knew.

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i didnt think people drank mouthwash outside of central canada.

 

who knew.

 

All kinds of people drink mouthwash, I knew a guy who would drink mouthwash at work to get wasted

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Nope --it's here too. I had a friend back in Providence who used to drink Scope on Sundays. It wasn't often, but enough that we thought he was a mess. He used to say "I'm going to be the best smelling drunk in this city!" He was this skinhead kid with A.C.A.B tattooed across the back of his neck. (All Cops Are Bastards) God I miss my those days.

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hahaa ACAB mouthwash drunk. i think its just easier to steal than booze.

 

that and vanilla and purell....

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I don't think that is nearly as bad as destitutes in Russia before and after the fall downin small amounts of anti freeze just to feel again.

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Mouthwash isnt necessarily more expensive than beer if you buy the generic stuff.

 

I can recall an episode of intervention where this housewife used to get FUCKED UP on mouthwash and it just happened to be some generic supermarket brand

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my boy poisoned his mom with mouthwash. When he was like 5 he poured half the bottle into her apple juice. She was all good but she thought she was gonna die or some shit till she found out what was in the juice.

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UHHHH HOW MUCH DID THAT BITCH DRINK?

I WOULD NOTICE A LITTLE BIT OF MOUTHWASH IN MY APPLE JUICE

THIS KID PUT HALF A BOTTLE?

 

BULLSHIT.

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"A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister" = Ultimate FAIL[/size]

 

Truth.

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