Gnarly Sheen Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Found these beer labels to be surprisingly humorous as well as incredibly accurate. Gave me a laugh, decided to share. http://www.sloshspot.com/blog/02-13-2009/Brutally-Honest-Beer-Labels-119 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 haha bottled water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I always think of It is ironic though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 hahaa Imposter's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 putting labels on people because of the label on their beer is so retarded and overdone. - this is funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm confused here. Do they mean to say "abominable" or do they mean it does shit to your abdomen or whatever? Legit question, I've actually never had any beers put out by Fat Tire, although since most of these are snide I'm assuming they meant the first one and spelled it wrong. Mockery fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 putting labels on people because of the label on their beer is so retarded and overdone. - this is funny though. To quote from the Simpsons, it's funny because it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 naw dude saying you got a gut from drinkin too much brew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 That would make sense, gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 i drink all of the above...what does that make me? (besides an alcoholic) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 haha, bottled water made me lol' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm confused here. Do they mean to say "abominable" or do they mean it does shit to your abdomen or whatever? Legit question, I've actually never had any beers put out by Fat Tire, although since most of these are snide I'm assuming they meant the first one and spelled it wrong. Mockery fail. The mockery is that if you drink this beer you will get a "spare tire" which is slang for getting a beer belly(stretched abdomen/abdominal muscle). Which label are they mocking? I've never seen this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 i drink all of the above...what does that make me? (besides an alcoholic) fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 LOL Oute of work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Real beer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 zing!* - now that you mention it—i guess i AM a fat guy. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 http://www.sloshspot.com/blog/02-13-2009/Brutally-Honest-Beer-Labels-119 Theses three are the best! Imposters:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Fat Tire is good fucking beer, I wish it was sold around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 The mockery is that if you drink this beer you will get a "spare tire" which is slang for getting a beer belly(stretched abdomen/abdominal muscle). Which label are they mocking? I've never seen this one. Shit does taste like a spare tire too. Or a fat tire. I guess they'd taste about the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 naw dude saying you got a gut from drinkin too much brew Ohhh that's why it's SPARE TIRE....like a spare tire around your abdominal area...meaning your fat. I would have done it like this though.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Ah this is so fucking win, good find man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Some of those made me chuckle. It's unfortunate that PBR is labled as hipster beer because its cheap and actually taste like beer as opposed to 'bottled water.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Who the fuck does this person think he/she is? Drink your beer, and I'll drink mine. This asshole probably drinks ultra microbrews from Vermont like some Phish hippy dirtbag. Or maybe it is one of those people who can't stand beer, but instead drinks Appletinis like a bitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 hahahaahah!! prop'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 i drink all of the above...what does that make me? (besides an alcoholic) co-sign this this is good from new belgium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 And people up here loooooove Fat Tire. Minnesota never had distribution, but when the shit would pop up in a liquor store by chance, the shit would be bought up so quick in quantity. Now you can buy it just about anywhere here in the Twin Cities, and it's on tap at a few places. It's a good brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 fat tire is good. co-sign the twin cities love for this brew. if i drink beer(rare) its fat tire usually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Legit question, I've actually never had any beers put out by Fat Tire, although since most of these are snide I'm assuming they meant the first one and spelled it wrong. Mockery fail. Cmon man know your brew! Fat tire isnt a brand it's a beer put out by new belgium brewing. They used to give us free kegs for cycling events all the time. We'd hitch a trailer to a tandem so everybody could get drunk without ever stopping to drink. Fun times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 zing!* - now that you mention it—i guess i AM a fat guy. :( Really? With a name like Count Chocula I would never have guessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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