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I'm confused here. Do they mean to say "abominable" or do they mean it does shit to your abdomen or whatever?

 

Legit question, I've actually never had any beers put out by Fat Tire, although since most of these are snide I'm assuming they meant the first one and spelled it wrong. Mockery fail.

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putting labels on people because of the label on their beer is so retarded and overdone.

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this is funny though.

 

To quote from the Simpsons, it's funny because it's true.

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I'm confused here. Do they mean to say "abominable" or do they mean it does shit to your abdomen or whatever?

 

Legit question, I've actually never had any beers put out by Fat Tire, although since most of these are snide I'm assuming they meant the first one and spelled it wrong. Mockery fail.

 

 

The mockery is that if you drink this beer you will get a "spare tire" which is slang for getting a beer belly(stretched abdomen/abdominal muscle).

 

Which label are they mocking? I've never seen this one.

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i drink all of the above...what does that make me? (besides an alcoholic)

 

fat.

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Fat Tire is good fucking beer, I wish it was sold around here.

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The mockery is that if you drink this beer you will get a "spare tire" which is slang for getting a beer belly(stretched abdomen/abdominal muscle).

 

Which label are they mocking? I've never seen this one.

 

 

 

Shit does taste like a spare tire too.

 

Or a fat tire. I guess they'd taste about the same.

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naw dude

saying you got a gut from drinkin too much brew

 

Ohhh that's why it's SPARE TIRE....like a spare tire around your abdominal area...meaning your fat.

 

I would have done it like this though....

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Some of those made me chuckle. It's unfortunate that PBR is labled as hipster beer because its cheap and actually taste like beer as opposed to 'bottled water.'

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Who the fuck does this person think he/she is?

 

Drink your beer, and I'll drink mine.

 

This asshole probably drinks ultra microbrews from Vermont like some Phish hippy dirtbag. Or maybe it is one of those people who can't stand beer, but instead drinks Appletinis like a bitch.

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