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i took my dog to the bar and now he's drunk

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ive got a little jack russell. he accompanied me to the english pub. he seems like he'd be english so i figured he'd like it. we both drank a bunch of guiness. he's definitely more drunk than me. he keeps falling over when he pees. ha. he tried to jump up on the couch next to me and didnt even come close. shit is adorable. lil nigga is awesome.

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yeah, this thread is pretty lackluster. i have no kinda proof. just trust that its funny. sorry.

i used to be good at this internet thing, but then i got awesome at this 'real life' thing, and my internet game suffered. oh well. im sure seffiks is posting something great in my e-absence.

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he just passed out. straight up fell down and now hes done. awesome. i love this lil nigga.

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i remember going to a friends house, and he put beer in his dogs bowl.

his dog loved it.

lapped it all up, and even licked the bowl clean.

i dont know if dogs have alcohol dehydrogenase or not, but that dog got pretty buzzed.

 

*edit: cute dog man!

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I once filled the family dog's water bowl with Pabst Blue Ribbon while camping, he got drunk and fell over. Then he started burping, pissed on himself, and wobbly walking. The next morning he was so hung over growling at loud noises and shit-it was amusing.

 

Drunk dogs are funnier than getting cats high.

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Yeah, dogs fucking love beer. Shit is awesome.

 

If this was anyone else, I would have said that this belonged in the Guinness appreciation thread, but since it's Seeks, I will just say word.

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Waitoner?

You took your cute dog to the bar and you're not entertaining a hot chick back at your pad, isn't that why dude's bring dogs to the pub to bait the babes?

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My husky I used to have fuckin LOVED beer. We;'d be playing pong, and that nigga would just run around licking what spilled on the floor

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Ha... don't you have photos o a little clip on youtube? It would be fun to watch that.

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My parents have a Jack Russel. It fights any other dog it comes into contact with and is scared of thunder. That is all.

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my family's jack russel terrier is actually named guiness

 

my dad used to give him beer every now and then

 

never his name sake tho

 

mostly just german brews

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the bar let your dog just chill tho?

 

that's great

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this is the south, if there isnt a dog in the bar.. youre at the wrong kind of bar to begin with.

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We have this one homeless dude who brings in his dog to the local pub. It smells bad, then licks it self right in front of the door.

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a friend in high school gave his dog a tab of acid..

 

 

it was never the same again..

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