lord_casek Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 These are pictures of the wreck of a brand new A340-600,that had never flown. (never saw (1) hour in the air) Nine employees of the Arab airline were in the aircraft, but "no employees" from Airbus were present. The Arabs taxied out to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with virtually an empty aircraft. (They obvious didn't read the run-up manuals.) No chocks were set, (not that it would have mattered at that power setting).Brakes will not hold it back at full power anyway. As it turns out the takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all FOUR engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc, etc). Then one of these brain surgeons decided to pull the "Ground Sense" circuit breaker to quiet the alarms. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. "A big, big mistake"! As soon as they did that, the computers automatically "released" all the brakes. (a Safety feature so that pilots don't land with the brakes on".) There was No time to stop and no one smart enough thought to reduce the max power setting..... So the rest is as you see it below. Darwin Awards anyone? BONUS: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 thanks for the work safe bonus casek... where they trying to hijack it or were they just retarded? from the sound of it they are just retarded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazztechno Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 it seems arabs love crashin planes into shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 :lol: ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 that shower looks familiar. but hahahahhahaha. outstanding. this will make for great discussion in class tomorrow. al hadith fee al matar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 thanks for the work safe bonus casek... where they trying to hijack it or were they just retarded? from the sound of it they are just retarded... i'm here for you, the public. may xenu save you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 so were they trying to jack the plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 so were they trying to jack the plane? nah, just stupid crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEDAYEEN Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 These aren't real Jews- their eyes aren't even red! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAINBUGS Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 did any of them die? please say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I feel like one of them must have... look at that cockpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Suckysucky! Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I'm sure none of them died. Airplanes have seatbelts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAINBUGS Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 hi DAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 That's like revving a motorcycle up to 10000 RPM then popping the clutch. Whatever, they're Arabs. They can afford to learn via expensive mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ARABS R SO DUMB LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ETIHAD ONER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 LMAO props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I feel like one of them must have... look at that cockpit. huh huh huh huh huh huh huh he said COCK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 so they died? dont see how anyone in the cockpit could survive that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Someone got fired eh? Or do they even bother with the pinkslips over there and go straight to the beheading? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 god, even I could fly that thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Best is the guy in the top right about to tap his boy to let him know whats up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 apparently this all occured at the Airbus facility http://www.airbus.com/en/presscentre/pressreleases/pressreleases_items/07_11_15_industrial_accident_airbus.html and there were 2 airbus staff on board during testing, so we cant blame it all on those crazy reckless arabs! apparently since it was still registered under airbus and was not yet delivered to etihad airways, it will be covered by the insurance policy airbus has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAINBUGS Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Best is the guy in the top right about to tap his boy to let him know whats up. he's tied with lardass at the bottom fake-neck-cracking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Industrial accident at Airbus facility 15 November 2007 Airbus deeply regrets to confirm that an accident occurred at its Saint-Martin site in Toulouse this afternoon. The accident occurred at 5:00 pm local time, when engine-run-ups were being carried out on an A340-600, MSN 856, which was due to be delivered to Etihad in the coming days. There were nine persons on board out of them five people sustained injuries. There are no fatalities. At this time, recovery operations are still in progress and Airbus staff is working closely with the emergency services and local authorities at the site. Airbus expresses its sympathy to the families and friends of the persons concerned. Airbus will provide the full support to the official investigation authorities in France. see what happens when you make ASSsumptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 bonus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHDS Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 What's the importance of them being Arabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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