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So, uh, did he live?

These aren't real Jews- their eyes aren't even red!

F'real. Yesterday I was around some girl who every other word out of her mouth, screaming, was "Oh, fuck you/me" and "You fucking cunt". I hate her now, simply from that, because it's obnoxious. I mean, I work in profanity the way some artists might work in oils or clay, but if that's how I sound to the people around me, I'll stop. Fuck that.

Exactly. Fucking things up for everyone else just because you give a shit about some 3rd world country is whack.

This happened billions of borrowed, unrepaid dollars ago.

Re: 12oontz! IM GONNA BE A MALE STRIPPER! At an old job of mine, I was talking with this good looking girl about stripping at her sister's bachlorette party. I didn't say I can't dance, which is a bigger part of stripping than you may imagine, but I doubt any of them were too worried or knew any wiser. However, a fat co-worker overheard us talking and interjected all too happily. She made the situation really uncomfortable, so I was like, "Yeh, we'll talk about it later". For another whole week, the fat girl kept on about how she dares me to do it and pleads me to do it, along with the constant, "Are you serious?! Would you?!" questions. The girl whose sister I'd have been stripping for wasn't even as excited as this girl, and I don't even think the fat girl was invited to the party itself. All in all, I didn't do it- the fat girl was disappointed, as was the girl and her sister, and in hindsight, I'm disappointed because it'd have probably lead to a better story than this one. tl;dr- do it. Take a camera and report back with pictures.

Guys, really...stop outlining hands. Please. That shit wasn't even cool in the 80s.

There's a couple women in my class. One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen is in my class, but that's beside the point. While learning the technique of a proper thai kick will most likely land you on your ass a couple times, within 2 weeks you should be able to keep your balance while throwing knees/kicks/etc. However, feeling foolish and getting help from more experienced people is a big part of any martial art, I feel. My suggestion is to go to your nearest MT gym and test out a class or two for free- anywhere worth it should allow you to do so. See if you like it, since it's surely not for everyone. Have fun with it and don't quit when you feel like you're going to puke. Also, in downtown SF is the Fairtex MT gym. I'd imagine they're pricey, given the name and lineage of Fairtex fighters, but you'd be hard-pressed to find better instruction. I'd start at a cheaper school then once you're better, transition into the Fairtex gym if you can afford it. There's no point in paying $150/month (or more) in order to punch/kick a bag all day, like many do with beginners.

quadpost.

Been doing MT for about a year or more, now. As well as BJJ, but, that's a different story. It's fun, a great way to protect yourself (If you're into it for that reason) and I've lost more bodyfat in this last year than I thought was possible. It's basically everything cool, compiled into one sport.

I just found out about this beautifulagony.com and ifeelmyself.com website, and it is by far the best thing to ever happen to masturbation porn ever. How late to the party am I?

Well, then as a fan of Skittles, I am offended.

Don't most people call them M&Ms?

The banana pieces suck. They don't taste like banana, even. The pink hearts are fresh, though.