it's official: thanks to this thread i found the holy grail.
5 hour energy is the tits.
fast kick-in, clean & natural feeling, & looong-lasting.
no jitters, no loss of appetite, no sketchy cardio wackness, no crash. no bullshit.
if it didn't do shit to you, you eat shards of ice with your butt.
if it made you puke, you are a preemie infantbaby.