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lord_casek

arabs + airbus = FAIL!

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These are pictures of the wreck of a brand new A340-600,that had never

flown. (never saw (1) hour in the air)

 

Nine employees of the Arab airline were in the aircraft, but "no employees"

from Airbus were present.

 

The Arabs taxied out to the run-up area.

 

Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with virtually an empty

aircraft. (They obvious didn't read the run-up manuals.)

 

No chocks were set, (not that it would have mattered at that power

setting).Brakes will not hold it back at full power anyway.

 

As it turns out the takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit

because they had all FOUR engines at full power.

 

The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not

been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc, etc).

 

Then one of these brain surgeons decided to pull the "Ground Sense" circuit

breaker to quiet the alarms.

 

This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

 

"A big, big mistake"!

 

As soon as they did that, the computers automatically "released" all the

brakes. (a Safety feature so that pilots don't land with the brakes on".)

 

There was No time to stop and no one smart enough thought to reduce the max

power setting.....

 

So the rest is as you see it below.

 

Darwin Awards anyone?

 

 

 

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BONUS:

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thanks for the work safe bonus casek...

 

 

where they trying to hijack it or were they just retarded? from the sound of it they are just retarded...

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that shower looks familiar.

 

but hahahahhahaha. outstanding.

this will make for great discussion in class tomorrow.

al hadith fee al matar...

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thanks for the work safe bonus casek...

 

 

where they trying to hijack it or were they just retarded? from the sound of it they are just retarded...

 

i'm here for you, the public.

 

 

may xenu save you all.

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That's like revving a motorcycle up to 10000 RPM then popping the clutch.

 

Whatever, they're Arabs. They can afford to learn via expensive mistakes.

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I feel like one of them must have... look at that cockpit.

 

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huh huh huh huh huh huh huh he said COCK

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