DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 opportunity knocked, and he went for it. Because he's a homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 *shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dawood Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 ive been in the "straight porn or your boyfriend dies" situation several times as well. oh, yeah...who hasn't? psshhht....would you care to elaborate on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 dude... you really need to learn how to change the topic when shit like this comes up... or just tell her yes to get her to shut the fuck up about it.. Of course saying yes will lead you to worse questions.... So my advice is to definitely learn how to change the subject... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 or learn to take a dick every now and then, quit being so uptight about shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Funnily enough, my girlfriend asked me yesterday how much cash it would take for me to have sex with a man. I politely declined to answer, but I'm pretty confident most dudes would be down for a cool mill in cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 or learn to take a dick every now and then, quit being so uptight about shit. .............. uuhhh ill pass on taking the dick thankyouverymuch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 fuck all these other answers: punch her in the cooter. that is the only answer you need. then see if she's all about asking you to be a flamer for dough and to save her life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 your all fucking stupid saying you would do it for only a mil. what the fuck does a million get you nowadays? a lambo, a pimp house, invest a little, and then its all gone... no way in hell i would fuck a dude for a mil, but shiiiiit, if it was like 10 mil i would be considering it for sure. 10 mil would get you the pimp ride, the pimp house, investments, and then money to blow on hookers and booze for the rest of your life. 10 mil would be hard to turn down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 your all fucking stupid saying you would do it for only a mil. what the fuck does a million get you nowadays? a lambo, a pimp house, invest a little, and then its all gone... no way in hell i would fuck a dude for a mil, but shiiiiit, if it was like 10 mil i would be considering it for sure. 10 mil would get you the pimp ride, the pimp house, investments, and then money to blow on hookers and booze for the rest of your life. 10 mil would be hard to turn down. except for one thing: every time some homo who had seen your video saw you in the street, nigga would call you out as a dicksucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 How are you gonna have self-respect when you do some gay shit for a living. I rather do some non homo shit and be poor than not respect my self as a person like that. How many options do you have to exhaust before sucking a dils comes into play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 except for one thing: every time some homo who had seen your video saw you in the street, nigga would call you out as a dicksucker. true, but then you would hop in your lamborghini and drive home to your 1000 gallon jacuzi and fuck mad bitches and get wasted constantly... the bad memory would fade pretty quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 you just made my girlfriend's day. she thanks you. if she was a member, she'd give you props. but sorry man, i'm not going to do that. :D i understand but... fuck a dude, save a life! it's like pay it forward in the '08 SON!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 ive been in the gay porn or your girlfriend dies situation like 12 times. i only did it the first time. just goes to show, you'll regret saving her life later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 What if you got invited to the Playboy mansion and got into some drug crazed grotto orgy, everyone is bisexual and going hard. Some celebrity wants you to DP a Playmate with him, you start making out with a few hot Playmates and the celebrity grabs your shit guiding you into the DP. Dude just grabbed yo' junk, do you make a scene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 What if you got invited to the Playboy mansion and got into some drug crazed grotto orgy, everyone is bisexual and going hard. Some celebrity wants you to DP a Playmate with him, you start making out with a few hot Playmates and the celebrity grabs your shit guiding you into the DP. Dude just grabbed yo' junk, do you make a scene? :lol: well if your in a drug crazed orgy i dont think you'll know or remember who guided your junk to the poonany... nor do i think you'll care at the moment in time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 except for one thing: every time some homo who had seen your video saw you in the street, nigga would call you out as a dicksucker. haha... thats the truth right there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Gay for pay is is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard If you fuck dudes, for any reason, then you are A FUCKING FAGGOT How the fuck are people fucking dudes for a living then saying they're straight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Brady's Smile Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Say "Yes, I would fuck a mad amount of dudes to save yo life". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 You fucked up, the correct answer is you go on google image and give her one of these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 i understand but... fuck a dude, save a life! it's like pay it forward in the '08 SON!! seriously though, she knows what's up. i'd do whatever i'd have to do to save her life, and even the lives of some of my closest friends or family. if that includes giving a kidney, going bankrupt, or losing a leg --i'd do it. and yes, if some dude had a gun to my girl's head and said "let this man suck your dick," i'd probably unzip and hate life to save her's. it's just the fact that this was the dumbest hypothetical question i'd ever been asked. so of course i'm going to fuck with her and answer no. nobody will ever say "gay porn or the bitch dies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 You fucked up, the correct answer is you go on google image and give her one of these... hahahah, you want me to treat a conversation with my girlfriend, like a conversation on a thread? so when she says "that's stupid," should i go and get a fail bomb photo? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Lol^... I just woke up and my girl is laying ten feet away.. I put on my sweetie face and asked her if she would do gay porn to save my life.. She said "yeah i guess but i think your a fucking retard for asking me that." then she asked me and i said "FUCK NO". Shes pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 hahahah, you want me to treat a conversation with my girlfriend, like a conversation on a thread? so when she says "that's stupid," should i go and get a fail bomb photo? :lol: exactly yes this is what you should do. Do you not realize how much easier life would be, I am gonna carry around a laptop specifically for this reason. People would just get confused for a second and realize how dumb they are and then stop before they could humiliate themselves even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 some1 --if i'm going to treat the conversation like a 12oz thread, i guess i could just say "sure, i'd do gay porn to save your life.....no/homo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Lol^... I just woke up and my girl is laying ten feet away.. I put on my sweetie face and asked her if she would do gay porn to save my life.. She said "yeah i guess but i think your a fucking retard for asking me that." then she asked me and i said "FUCK NO". Shes pissed. dude you walked right into that one. set yourself up 100%. what were you thinking? good luck dude, now she's probably going to make you get butt punched by a biker to win her heart back. i feel for you dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 some1 --if i'm going to treat the conversation like a 12oz thread, i guess i could just say "sure, i'd do gay porn to save your life.....no/homo." Yea but you really wouldnt though, because when there is a dude standing behind you gripping your shoulders while he thrusts his junk between your cheeks thats just something that no homo can overcome, no matter how blood curdlingly loud you scream it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Whjat if you scream it like 1000000000000 times or whisper it under your breath like a silent prayer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I'm sure you'd suck a dick for a cool mil. /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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